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Alpha Beta Male
@alphabetamale.bsky.social
Student & Bitch 🫶
I agree that we need to be just a teensy bit smarter about using the word "mediocre"... some people straight up suck and are far below average. it's even more important now that people are getting stupider across the board.
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
and you know what? Neck Deep was so right because I will NEVER remember you while I'm pulling on his jeans
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it's 8:30pm on Sunday night, but you're an upstairs neighbor? Congrats— now you can finally rearrange all of your furniture during the last few peaceful hours left in the weekend! 🥳
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
discontinued the phrase "I hate to brag but" and exchanged it for "I love to brag so"
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
no way I only had twelve minutes left in this book and it's no longer free on audible
October 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
now that it's over can we just say that Sydney Sweeney's ass looked so bad in those jeans. like why would you write that line and then put her in poopy diaper pants that's so messed up
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I wish that I could explain to people that if we put a flat rate fee on top of all ticket sales then that would just be like the tax system. You would pay another 1/2 of the cost of your cheap seats in fees and the rich people would pay respectively a few dollars on their VIP supreme package
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cate is the perfect white woman. "They left me to die" after she left her friends to be tortured (and possibly killed) all because of the awful things she did
September 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
heavy agree and in addition, the old movies I do not want to watch are simply not within my personal taste anyway
I’m past the point of caring if older films and music “hold up” or not. I love it when art is a perfect product of its time.
September 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I hate the liberal cries of "maybe now they'll listen to us" like are you fucking dumb fr? children are being terrorized and murdered every fucking day, we watch and mourn and they cheer for more.
September 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
complained so much about my one class that my coworker was tempted to rate my professor on my behalf
September 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
no fr I never understood that genre of sci-fi where they humanize androids. "but they seem so human!" but they're literally not so??
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
soooo tempted to go back to twitter when I want to post really problematic statements UGH
August 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Amazon wishlists are so funny to me. wdym you have a registry for doing nothing??
August 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
nothing is funnier than seeing the letterboxd reviews of a kids movie filled to the brim with adult seething in rage that the movie was cringey and the plot was too basic.
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
tried to do this with 1984 by choosing to read We......... too bad no one knows Yengeny Zamyatin to understand this mishap
Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you

You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
August 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
like yes, u can plug in three random stars for roles in an original production but you either have to go full Scooby Doo mystery gang/ avengers ensemble or you gotta let one of em just be the bad guy.
August 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
people are selling their first edition golf le fleur one stars for hundreds of dollars... by the time I die my unworn pair will be a priceless family heirloom.
August 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
there are mountains and valleys and plains and oceans between cinephiles, movie buffs, film nerds and film students.
August 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Tyler going from a rageful child making horrorcore with lots of imagery about violence against women to being openly queer and ALWAYS having at least 1 song dedicated to being a munch...... we love growth lmao
July 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
pearlline getting her coochie ate and then getting on stage is so real
July 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
white people and their sons get to me soooo bad
July 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Project Runway 14 rant
July 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
we need to go back to shooting and airing shows every week.
June 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My air travel essentials checklist:
Shoes Off ✅
Sleeping ✅
Open Mouth Snoring✅
Farting!!! ✅
June 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM