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@alpacula.bsky.social
Just gonna say… shit like this didn’t happen when Biden was president.
August 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted
It’s been long enough. I’m ready to come clean. I did all the crop circles.
June 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Daaaamn… that looked brutal!
Luis Arraez was carted off the field following a collision at first base.

The Padres announced Arraez has been transported to Houston Methodist Hospital for further evaluation and is currently stable, conscious, responsive and able to move his extremities.

(🎥 ESPN)
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Everything in this world is going to shit!!
April 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Perfect!
BREAKING: Donald Trump nominates Godzilla for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
November 14, 2024 at 4:58 PM
One of my flock has been spotted!!
Caption this Alpaca.
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Helllllooooo Bluesky!!!
September 30, 2023 at 10:55 PM