Alpaca
alpacaa.bsky.social
Alpaca
@alpacaa.bsky.social
GIS software engineer | Former Inorganic Chemist | Speedrunner from once upon a time
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It’s wild how many people watch videos on their phones without headphones in public places now.
December 29, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Took down my Christmas decorations today so now I can stare in disgust at all my neighbors that still have theirs up
December 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
All these Santa non believers are going to be in for a shock tomorrow morning
December 24, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Home alone 2 is the best of the franchise. It's only downside is that Kevin's never really home alone in the movie
December 22, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Going to smack the shit out of Santa after finding out what he did to Rudolph
December 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Would have thought slipping on banana peels and walking into walls painted as tunnels would have been a common occurrence in life
December 10, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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My Christmas movie hot take is that "A Christmas Story" is maybe my least favorite movie of all time. Absolutely awful, unwatchable senile-ass good-old-days-ass boomer trash.

Debate Bots: ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for egg nog
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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Shoutout to fishing in video games

That shit rules
December 5, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Final fantasy 14 has some of the best and worst gameplay in any game ever
December 3, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.

Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."

But doctor…
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Long headed boy with some crazed dork in the bg
November 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Berlin may be the best city I've ever visited solely because their mall has a slide from the top floor to the bottom
November 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Can only hope to one day be as cool as my dog
November 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM