@aloraanophis.bsky.social
Weird little autistic genderqueerbo because gender is a fuck. generally ace but attractions are *hand wave*-ish
Bio-Mech pilot
I don't participate in social media Follower/Followed games. Fuck off
Bio-Mech pilot
I don't participate in social media Follower/Followed games. Fuck off
But I am a badass revolutionary!
I refuse to go to high school and they cant make me. I am not sure why it is so difficult to find other people to join my cause, though.
Maybe when my anti-bedtime manifesto comes out.
It is just really hard to meet people in your 30's.
I refuse to go to high school and they cant make me. I am not sure why it is so difficult to find other people to join my cause, though.
Maybe when my anti-bedtime manifesto comes out.
It is just really hard to meet people in your 30's.
do I think there were some real dummies who legitimately wanted to see themselves as badass revolutionaries and didn't really consider what they were doing beyond that? probably! like 70% of what the FBI does is find people like that and burnish their egos / offer assistance until they cross a line
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
But I am a badass revolutionary!
I refuse to go to high school and they cant make me. I am not sure why it is so difficult to find other people to join my cause, though.
Maybe when my anti-bedtime manifesto comes out.
It is just really hard to meet people in your 30's.
I refuse to go to high school and they cant make me. I am not sure why it is so difficult to find other people to join my cause, though.
Maybe when my anti-bedtime manifesto comes out.
It is just really hard to meet people in your 30's.
Video game fans: this lore is stupid. Why would characters act like this???
Video game fans when presented with in-game context that contradicts what they think happened: *sneering* you expect me to read?
Video game fans when presented with in-game context that contradicts what they think happened: *sneering* you expect me to read?
December 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Video game fans: this lore is stupid. Why would characters act like this???
Video game fans when presented with in-game context that contradicts what they think happened: *sneering* you expect me to read?
Video game fans when presented with in-game context that contradicts what they think happened: *sneering* you expect me to read?
I am JUST old enough to remember being taught that the US was a country of immigrants and that that was important. AND old people saying that they wanted to leave the world a better place for the next generation.
Boy, both of those died painful deaths to baseball bats behind the barn
Boy, both of those died painful deaths to baseball bats behind the barn
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I am JUST old enough to remember being taught that the US was a country of immigrants and that that was important. AND old people saying that they wanted to leave the world a better place for the next generation.
Boy, both of those died painful deaths to baseball bats behind the barn
Boy, both of those died painful deaths to baseball bats behind the barn
Hey.
Hey Pope Leo.
You have the chance to do the funniest thing.
Excommunicate JD Vance. Then we can all watch MAGA start howling things like "Who does the pope think he is?" And "what gives him the authority to do this?"
Come on dude, it'll be the funniest thing.
I double-dog dare you
Hey Pope Leo.
You have the chance to do the funniest thing.
Excommunicate JD Vance. Then we can all watch MAGA start howling things like "Who does the pope think he is?" And "what gives him the authority to do this?"
Come on dude, it'll be the funniest thing.
I double-dog dare you
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hey.
Hey Pope Leo.
You have the chance to do the funniest thing.
Excommunicate JD Vance. Then we can all watch MAGA start howling things like "Who does the pope think he is?" And "what gives him the authority to do this?"
Come on dude, it'll be the funniest thing.
I double-dog dare you
Hey Pope Leo.
You have the chance to do the funniest thing.
Excommunicate JD Vance. Then we can all watch MAGA start howling things like "Who does the pope think he is?" And "what gives him the authority to do this?"
Come on dude, it'll be the funniest thing.
I double-dog dare you
Other people: noooooo we may not get a white christmas this year
Me, a sicko who grew up in the cold and snow:
Me, a sicko who grew up in the cold and snow:
a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Other people: noooooo we may not get a white christmas this year
Me, a sicko who grew up in the cold and snow:
Me, a sicko who grew up in the cold and snow:
I'm not gonna spread the Reiner stuff with names until it comes from a reliable source.
I do not consider TMZ of all publications reliable
I do not consider TMZ of all publications reliable
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'm not gonna spread the Reiner stuff with names until it comes from a reliable source.
I do not consider TMZ of all publications reliable
I do not consider TMZ of all publications reliable
Me just now:
What is the name of that nerdy YouTube guy that is indisputably British...Tom?
But not the helicopter one that pops up geographically randomly like Carmen Sandiego's boytoy.
The Boomers one
@tomnicholas.bsky.social, right.
Hard to keep my nerdy British Tom Youtubers apart sometimes
What is the name of that nerdy YouTube guy that is indisputably British...Tom?
But not the helicopter one that pops up geographically randomly like Carmen Sandiego's boytoy.
The Boomers one
@tomnicholas.bsky.social, right.
Hard to keep my nerdy British Tom Youtubers apart sometimes
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Me just now:
What is the name of that nerdy YouTube guy that is indisputably British...Tom?
But not the helicopter one that pops up geographically randomly like Carmen Sandiego's boytoy.
The Boomers one
@tomnicholas.bsky.social, right.
Hard to keep my nerdy British Tom Youtubers apart sometimes
What is the name of that nerdy YouTube guy that is indisputably British...Tom?
But not the helicopter one that pops up geographically randomly like Carmen Sandiego's boytoy.
The Boomers one
@tomnicholas.bsky.social, right.
Hard to keep my nerdy British Tom Youtubers apart sometimes
There really is nothing like the season finales that @radrappy.bsky.social put into Amphibia. One second you are watching a normal episode and then suddenly you are on a roller coaster whose energy dramatically shifts every 30 aeconds.
youtu.be/ITxF-WwDvzg?...
youtu.be/ITxF-WwDvzg?...
Battle at Toad Tower | Amphibia | Disney Channel
YouTube video by Cartoon Channel
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There really is nothing like the season finales that @radrappy.bsky.social put into Amphibia. One second you are watching a normal episode and then suddenly you are on a roller coaster whose energy dramatically shifts every 30 aeconds.
youtu.be/ITxF-WwDvzg?...
youtu.be/ITxF-WwDvzg?...
Ngl, being a cat sounds amazing.
I get to hide all day, do shit at night. People feed me and give me scritches on demand (or else it gets the YOWL again)
I get to knock shit o to the floor to make a mess and nobody cares
Everything I survey is mine
I get to sneak the giant turkey at Thanksgiving
I get to hide all day, do shit at night. People feed me and give me scritches on demand (or else it gets the YOWL again)
I get to knock shit o to the floor to make a mess and nobody cares
Everything I survey is mine
I get to sneak the giant turkey at Thanksgiving
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ngl, being a cat sounds amazing.
I get to hide all day, do shit at night. People feed me and give me scritches on demand (or else it gets the YOWL again)
I get to knock shit o to the floor to make a mess and nobody cares
Everything I survey is mine
I get to sneak the giant turkey at Thanksgiving
I get to hide all day, do shit at night. People feed me and give me scritches on demand (or else it gets the YOWL again)
I get to knock shit o to the floor to make a mess and nobody cares
Everything I survey is mine
I get to sneak the giant turkey at Thanksgiving
......suddenly in the mood for an Amphibia finale speedrun.
For one bright, shining second Amphibia's season 3 blew The Owl House out of the water for best animated show.
Of course Owl House returned and casually reclaimed its crown for season 3.
For one bright, shining second Amphibia's season 3 blew The Owl House out of the water for best animated show.
Of course Owl House returned and casually reclaimed its crown for season 3.
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
......suddenly in the mood for an Amphibia finale speedrun.
For one bright, shining second Amphibia's season 3 blew The Owl House out of the water for best animated show.
Of course Owl House returned and casually reclaimed its crown for season 3.
For one bright, shining second Amphibia's season 3 blew The Owl House out of the water for best animated show.
Of course Owl House returned and casually reclaimed its crown for season 3.
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I guess students are all supposed to grab a BCM 5.56, strap on body armor, and pie off every fucking door on the way to a final exam
fucking garbage country
fucking garbage country
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I guess students are all supposed to grab a BCM 5.56, strap on body armor, and pie off every fucking door on the way to a final exam
fucking garbage country
fucking garbage country
If I ever became uber wealthy I would revive the patronage system.
I pay you $250,000 a year, rent/utilities, art supplies. 90% of the year you just focus on your art.
10% of the year I pull you in to show off your art, and you owe me one creative work a year (should not take a year to make)
I pay you $250,000 a year, rent/utilities, art supplies. 90% of the year you just focus on your art.
10% of the year I pull you in to show off your art, and you owe me one creative work a year (should not take a year to make)
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If I ever became uber wealthy I would revive the patronage system.
I pay you $250,000 a year, rent/utilities, art supplies. 90% of the year you just focus on your art.
10% of the year I pull you in to show off your art, and you owe me one creative work a year (should not take a year to make)
I pay you $250,000 a year, rent/utilities, art supplies. 90% of the year you just focus on your art.
10% of the year I pull you in to show off your art, and you owe me one creative work a year (should not take a year to make)
Petition to get everyone to start calling Trump the Measles President and lock in his legacy of bringing back diseases we had all but eliminated
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Petition to get everyone to start calling Trump the Measles President and lock in his legacy of bringing back diseases we had all but eliminated
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
Yes hi hello
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Yes hi hello
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
I am running for Dictator of America.
I'll change nothing, but in addition to my ASL translator I vow to have a Dommy Mommy Translator, who will translate my words into the kind of sounds you pathetic little paypig worms will be able to grasp even/especially with her heel on your neck
I can't wait to go see the Supergirlfailure movie. It looks really good and I wish it a billion dollar box office.
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I can't wait to go see the Supergirlfailure movie. It looks really good and I wish it a billion dollar box office.
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
If Supergirl can wake up to a badly trained dog and get wasted every night, well.
Maybe, just maybe I have found a superhero whose standards I can live up to
youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...
Okay so hear me out.
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Okay so hear me out.
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
We make another ET movie, and announce a videogames tienin.
And when it releases, it is just a rerelease of the game from the 80s for $80.
Waitwaitwaitwait not the trapdoor to feed the presenter to the sharks lev
Men, tonight we start a new game.
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Men, tonight we start a new game.
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
This is a long-term game, so I hope you are up for today, we start taking HRT, now hear me out, to see who has the largest latent Breastial Maximums.
Dudes with the biggest tits at the end of 2 years wins the jackpot.
And also the $5,000 prize pool.
Volunteers?
Why am I getting notifications?
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why am I getting notifications?
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
That button is supposed to remain blank.
The deal was I get to scream words into the void and I had an empty section of the void to myself to scream into.
Or in other words:
The Eldritch horror of being percieved
"......people watch this guy pick locks? Why?"
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
FIRST TIME WATCHING LockPickingLawyer "Unpickable Locks"
YouTube video by Oops, all Sunny!
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"......people watch this guy pick locks? Why?"
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
18 minutes later
"[I need to watch] MORE"
youtu.be/prePz_TbVCU?...
So....space data centers.
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So....space data centers.
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
I do not think they will ever be feasible, primarily because of cooling in vacuum issues.
But if they did manage to solve the cooling in vacuum issue, that would be really cool. Not for datacenters.
Because it would be a MONUMENTAL step forward in terms of space tech
Dior Goodjohn is SUCH an amazing Clarisse.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Dior Goodjohn is SUCH an amazing Clarisse.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
Clarisse could be played the traditional way, all big and bad, and Dior certainly can do that easily.
But Dior puts on the insecurities and unsurety that takes a step back from the traditional Ares kid.
This season of #PercyJackson is gonna be fantastic.
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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While the paper hasn't come out just yet, the news certainly has. Proud to announce our discovery of color patterning in a sauropod dinosaur. Will go in depth tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
While the paper hasn't come out just yet, the news certainly has. Proud to announce our discovery of color patterning in a sauropod dinosaur. Will go in depth tomorrow.
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Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.