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Alopex Fox
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Yes, THAT Alopex. Popping over from the Fediverse to see what's shaking here. Icon by @spainimation.bsky.social‬ & Banner by Cara Mitten.
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I bet you a footlong would fit into one of those T-shirt guns!

Antifa showing up to fight:
A bison mascot shoots from a multi-barrel T-shirt gun from a basketball court into the stands.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
alopexfox.bsky.social
Reposting stolen meme, but now with alt text
Photo of two bunnies leaping in the air, sparring with kicks, surrounded by medieval illustrations of rabbits and hares with weapons, some attacking humans. Text above reads, "Taking away their weapons at the end of the Middle Ages just made bunnies more proficient in hand-to-hand combat."
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Two rocks sit on the edge of a dry, rocky canyon with hardly anything living in sight. One rock has googly eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Looks like he's mocking me! I'd flip him off. 😏
Wolf walking upright saying "Look at me, I'm a human. I pay taxes, I have depression, I'm behind on chores"
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Time to gather your friends and neighbors and make some better choices.
Black and white movie still of an angry mob with torches, gathering under a stone bridge arch.
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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*pats bed*
Screenshot from video in quoted post, showing a robot dog lounging like he's being sketched by Leonardo DiCaprio.
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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My timeline has a suggestion:
A screenshot of the post being replied to in the poster's timeline, immediately followed by The Ugly Machine's post, reading simply, "Axes, folks."
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
alopexfox.bsky.social
It was going great until this point:

"AI is unethical for anything *I* do for a living, but I'm perfectly happy using it for things I don't give a F*ck about."
screenshot from comic linked in OP that reads, "I use AI myself. I *like* using AI. (although not AI art)."
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Such a cute couple!
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Relationship goals
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I'm curious about that international boundary in Delta!

Did Kingsley Chinedu Daraojimba let his kid play on the computer without closing his mapping software first? 😄
Screenshot of lower portion of image in the post being replied to. It shows the map legend, including dark blue outlines for international boundaries, which follow a section of the West African coastline, and devolve into a bunch of childish-looking squiggles in western Delta, Nigeria.
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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If the Dem elite force us to Look Forward, Not Back we'll need someone to rally the troupes.
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Just a fun little game of Vore on the American SW desert!
The cover of the book "Lizards for Lunch, a Roadrunner's tale" by Conrad J. Storad, illustrated by Beth Neely and Don Rantz. It shows a large roadrunner bird tossing a grasshopper into the air with its beak. The grasshopper looks to be having fun. Joining in is a lizard waving up to the grasshopper, another hopper running away, but looking back as if playing tag and running from whoever is "it". One insect head peers from behind a rock with a surprised look, perhaps the only one not enjoying the game.
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I have no idea why the furry rubber fandom hasn't embraced the Bolt Green Eyed Man henchman look/cosplay potential.
October 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Did you find any lost metal bands while you were out there?
Meme with text that reads, "75% of a Finnish park ranger's job is rescuing metal bands that get lost shooting album covers." The image shows half a dozen musicians with long hair, dressed in black, posing on the edge of a lake in a forest covered in snow.
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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This seems like something @tkingfisher.com ought to know about!

Source: flyovercountry.social/@deafferret/...

Podcast: pca.st/episode/ea47...
Screenshot of linked post by Jay Hannah under the CW: Forensic Science. "Time of death is often calculated by what insects are present. If the body has cocaine in it, there's an adjustment table for that because the insects work faster."
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I am Xepolä, an alternate spelling of an Italian pastry, which can be found in the IKEA commissary.
A toroid pastry that looks like a churro consuming itself -- a churroboros if you will. It is dusted with powered sugar and has two dots of frosting holding maraschino cherries in place, giving it the personality of Clippy the best AI Microsoft ever created.
October 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Or, as our huskies sometimes like to sleep, wedged up against a wall:
October 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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When you misread your directive from the Director of the FBI and send these guys to take Comey for a perp walk.
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Damn! That's how you know it was a SERIOUS situation.
Screenshot of refinery burning behind foreground trees. Text reads, "People at a nearby golf facility stopped playing and headed for safety."
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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If the Germans had taken MY sinewy legs and tight ass, I'd be upset too!
Screenshot from somewhere down the quoted thread. It reads: SENATOR: I am telling you, they ride bicycles everywhere! They got, like... these sinewy legs and tight asses. From bicycles! SENATOR: AND THE GERMANS TOOK THEM
October 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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When you let AI translate and summarize foreign content.
Photo of a car submerged in muddy water next to headline: "Overflowing river surges through streets submerging cars." and subtext, "Severe flooding and landslides ravaged Northern Italy on Monday after torrential rain hit the region. Fire crews performed at least 70 operations after the Seveso River's embankment gave way.
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Sorry, but I had to!
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I *REALLY* love the mossy, drippy vibe of your sculpture-planting-fountain-installation-things! Do you sell yours? Do commissions?
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM