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Adam
@alohadam.bsky.social
Calmer than you are
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Dear Chicago alders and IDOT and CDOT.

Abolish advisory bike lanes!! Abolish “shared” lanes and the useless & ineffective sharrows.
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Saying "low key goated" about normal things to upset my children.
April 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
That's my cousin Guillermo but everyone calls him Little Puppet
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
White Castle is like if you took a small hamburger and put it under a cab drivers raw ass for 48 hours
February 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Did you really just misuse turpid in front of the hoes
February 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Call my bitch small pox cuz I get it in the sheets
December 28, 2024 at 6:37 PM
This gif is funny on its own
a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
ALT: a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Hey guys we did it
November 11, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Why does Stephen A Smith remind me of an angry lobster
January 9, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Heading to Hawaii today
December 19, 2023 at 1:21 PM
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this is my lawyer dawg i'm going to pay a 9 figure settlement
December 15, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Yo first time blueskying
December 15, 2023 at 8:32 PM