Aloe Azimov
@aloeazimov.bsky.social
I’m a transfeminine and non-binary comedian, producer, storyteller and writer. I host and co-produce Tales of Gender Affirmation, a trans centred comedy storytelling show. I co-organize several local community shows as well.
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Saw a firefly and helped a fly get outside at my work, so yeah today was dope
July 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Saw a firefly and helped a fly get outside at my work, so yeah today was dope
2am thought:Ms just got out of a serious relationship:"I don't recommend replacing finding a boyfriend with a plushie to fall asleep cuddling at night. But atm it doesn't hurt. What am I going to cuddle?:the air? Me?! Didn’t think so.So instead of judging my cuddle void of attachment issues. Get 1.”
July 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
2am thought:Ms just got out of a serious relationship:"I don't recommend replacing finding a boyfriend with a plushie to fall asleep cuddling at night. But atm it doesn't hurt. What am I going to cuddle?:the air? Me?! Didn’t think so.So instead of judging my cuddle void of attachment issues. Get 1.”
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Loveless (By alice Oseman) mentioned 🗣🗣🗣
(Asexual representation)
(Asexual representation)
A customer told me she couldn't believe this store would put up a Pride display, because what if children see it??
Anyway, it was my display, and I'm proud of it, and you (and your children) should all see it. #BookSky 📚💙
Anyway, it was my display, and I'm proud of it, and you (and your children) should all see it. #BookSky 📚💙
June 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Loveless (By alice Oseman) mentioned 🗣🗣🗣
(Asexual representation)
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I never thought being asexual would be a bigger filter to my dating life than being trans, but here we are.
June 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I never thought being asexual would be a bigger filter to my dating life than being trans, but here we are.
I got a measurement of my chest and found I have developed an A 42 it's like an A 24, but what my chest produces is less scary, but both can be bottled for some profits.
May 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I got a measurement of my chest and found I have developed an A 42 it's like an A 24, but what my chest produces is less scary, but both can be bottled for some profits.
#selfcare #clown #comedicrelief #sketchcomedy #song #lettinggo #acapella #celebrate #letgo #songs #dance I am performing Self Care+Clown Comedy sketches at @montrealsketchfest Friday May 2nd 8pm at@theatre.sainte_catherine youtube.com/shorts/GLBn-...
“The Let Go Song” #song #lettinggo #celebration #clown #dance
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April 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
#selfcare #clown #comedicrelief #sketchcomedy #song #lettinggo #acapella #celebrate #letgo #songs #dance I am performing Self Care+Clown Comedy sketches at @montrealsketchfest Friday May 2nd 8pm at@theatre.sainte_catherine youtube.com/shorts/GLBn-...
Being single and poly is sometimes sitting around and thinking I have so much love to give! then remembering, hey slow down. I’m grateful for my family and chosen family, friendships, and community. I’m pretty surrounded with love already I can wait for the right connection(s).
April 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Being single and poly is sometimes sitting around and thinking I have so much love to give! then remembering, hey slow down. I’m grateful for my family and chosen family, friendships, and community. I’m pretty surrounded with love already I can wait for the right connection(s).
I’m writing this as a trans person who likes to write jokes. As an asexual person I know It’s actually really hard to scapegoat asexuals to try and get money for Harry Potter movies. The old asexual joke we literally don’t give a fuck, we don’t fuck shit up unlike JK Rowling.
April 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’m writing this as a trans person who likes to write jokes. As an asexual person I know It’s actually really hard to scapegoat asexuals to try and get money for Harry Potter movies. The old asexual joke we literally don’t give a fuck, we don’t fuck shit up unlike JK Rowling.
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WATCH: When trusted news disappears, bad actors take over. Watch, share, and stand up for the CBC: ProtectCBC.ca
March 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
WATCH: When trusted news disappears, bad actors take over. Watch, share, and stand up for the CBC: ProtectCBC.ca
Self compassion is essential for self forgiveness. I go into detail in the photo:
March 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Self compassion is essential for self forgiveness. I go into detail in the photo:
Today 3pm I interview a great guest @silly-lauren.bsky.social on Achievement Unlocked and you can listen on www.n10.as/ thank you this is episode is fully of funny riffs and was so fun
March 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Today 3pm I interview a great guest @silly-lauren.bsky.social on Achievement Unlocked and you can listen on www.n10.as/ thank you this is episode is fully of funny riffs and was so fun
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The eventual fate of the GOP
Budapest today. People are demanding that PM Orban resign.
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The eventual fate of the GOP
3 episodes into Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End and loving this anime it’s so wholesome and I like the characters. I did cry watching some moments though in a good way. I dig the reflective moments a lot.
March 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
3 episodes into Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End and loving this anime it’s so wholesome and I like the characters. I did cry watching some moments though in a good way. I dig the reflective moments a lot.
Not enough people call out hacks and bigots. We need more of that in the world. Usually they are one and the same. Not only are lot of bigots hacks but no surprise their bigotry is hacky,recycled slop.
February 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Not enough people call out hacks and bigots. We need more of that in the world. Usually they are one and the same. Not only are lot of bigots hacks but no surprise their bigotry is hacky,recycled slop.
My dating pool is so small. How small is it? Each person has to take turns using the pool. It’s more of a tub. #queer #ace #relationships
February 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My dating pool is so small. How small is it? Each person has to take turns using the pool. It’s more of a tub. #queer #ace #relationships
Last year/2024 I moved 4 times in less than 6 months. I’m fine now. I joked to myself at the time, the season don’t change as much as I move. I’m grateful for help I received and kept hope,took steps to find more stable housing. This joke helped a bit too.
February 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Last year/2024 I moved 4 times in less than 6 months. I’m fine now. I joked to myself at the time, the season don’t change as much as I move. I’m grateful for help I received and kept hope,took steps to find more stable housing. This joke helped a bit too.
Being on HRT has made my my life better, easier to live and live in my body. One euphoric physical change is new chest shape is affirming and feels affirming also being on T blockers and Estrogen. True. Now for a true joke:I’m grateful for chest gender euphoria,i call my chest, my gratit-ties.
February 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Being on HRT has made my my life better, easier to live and live in my body. One euphoric physical change is new chest shape is affirming and feels affirming also being on T blockers and Estrogen. True. Now for a true joke:I’m grateful for chest gender euphoria,i call my chest, my gratit-ties.
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Sam Nordquist didn't deserve this. Sam was reported missing on Feb. 9, 2025. Over that period of time, Sam was tortured and sexually abused repeatedly.
Five people were charged with murder. Sam was transgender. This is what hate does.
RIP Sam.🙏🏽🕊😪
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Five people were charged with murder. Sam was transgender. This is what hate does.
RIP Sam.🙏🏽🕊😪
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
New York police find body of missing man they say was tortured for more than a month by 5 people
New York State Police charged five people Friday with murder in the killing of a missing man who authorities said died following repeated acts of violence and torture for more than a month by multiple...
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February 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sam Nordquist didn't deserve this. Sam was reported missing on Feb. 9, 2025. Over that period of time, Sam was tortured and sexually abused repeatedly.
Five people were charged with murder. Sam was transgender. This is what hate does.
RIP Sam.🙏🏽🕊😪
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
Five people were charged with murder. Sam was transgender. This is what hate does.
RIP Sam.🙏🏽🕊😪
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
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Winter dropped a sparkling load over here. Someone's car was stuck in a snow bank by the side of the road, so we pulled over to help dig them out. So did at least 3 other people. We smiled at each other. Helping people together is the good shit. It's what we're supposed to be doing.
February 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Winter dropped a sparkling load over here. Someone's car was stuck in a snow bank by the side of the road, so we pulled over to help dig them out. So did at least 3 other people. We smiled at each other. Helping people together is the good shit. It's what we're supposed to be doing.
When snowstorms overperform, I sometimes wish guiltily they/the snowstorms would have a bit more performance anxiety.
Just enough so I could walk outside and be like thank goodness the snowstorms had some doubts just like me if I was going to make it out today in this.
Just enough so I could walk outside and be like thank goodness the snowstorms had some doubts just like me if I was going to make it out today in this.
February 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When snowstorms overperform, I sometimes wish guiltily they/the snowstorms would have a bit more performance anxiety.
Just enough so I could walk outside and be like thank goodness the snowstorms had some doubts just like me if I was going to make it out today in this.
Just enough so I could walk outside and be like thank goodness the snowstorms had some doubts just like me if I was going to make it out today in this.
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I long for a world with proportional representation in government. The constant need to vote strategically for the lesser asshole is pushing us towards a two-party lose-lose cycle, just like the US. Libs and Cons are offense and defense of the same team.
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I long for a world with proportional representation in government. The constant need to vote strategically for the lesser asshole is pushing us towards a two-party lose-lose cycle, just like the US. Libs and Cons are offense and defense of the same team.
Getting toilet paper cuz digestive issues. Leaving bus I said “merci beaucoup” to the bus driver. And he said “my dear, stay on the bus as the other is in transit” Will I have to get used to more people gendering me correctly? I hope so.
January 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Getting toilet paper cuz digestive issues. Leaving bus I said “merci beaucoup” to the bus driver. And he said “my dear, stay on the bus as the other is in transit” Will I have to get used to more people gendering me correctly? I hope so.
Low spoons. Spoons low. Noop slows
January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Low spoons. Spoons low. Noop slows