Amber
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almostnever.bsky.social
Amber
@almostnever.bsky.social
29, pittsburgh, asthmatic
I gotta be honest, I think these are crustable. I think that given the opportunity I could crust these.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Marcel Proust after eating a tiny little cake
December 27, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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4 minutes into the pilot of the x-files, they said "the x-files"

GOOD SHOW
December 27, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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waddle dee wednesday (they are commiserating)
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Me: “boy I’m excited for my annual music summary to play me the most meaningful and impactful tracks from my year”
Spotify: “hey do you want to listen to the song that was playing when you crashed your car”
December 5, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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waddle dee wednesday
December 4, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Why does the jerky ad look like this. Why did they make the animals hot. How did they decide what the boar would wear.
November 23, 2024 at 12:50 PM