adam kadmon 🇩🇴
almontifex.bsky.social
adam kadmon 🇩🇴
@almontifex.bsky.social
NYC

Homebrewer, Photographer, cliché Latino geek
An 8am pre-flight empty stomach beer is one of life’s little treats
April 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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[luke skywalker shooting proton torpedoes into the reactor core of the death star] kobe
December 30, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Fuck Verizon. Jesus Christ. I’ve had Fios for a year and i use my own router. I go to add Youtube Premium to my account and it auto-selects to switch me to a Verizon router. I manually put it back to “Bring your own router” and when I check out surprise! It flipped itself back
December 10, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Got sloshed at a friend’s xmas party. Summoned an uber share expecting a cheap empty ride and got into a cab with two people already in it. welcome back 2018 uber pool
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Switching to verizon has been a pain in the ass. Smfh. Website is janky as hell.
December 5, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My sinuses have had me at gunpoint for 4 weeks. Begging for release
December 4, 2024 at 1:03 PM
focal banger in「the orb」kinda night
December 2, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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It’s time to live in my truth.

Coke Zero > Diet Coke.
November 22, 2024 at 10:40 PM
MUSTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD
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November 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
November 21, 2024 at 3:19 PM
back in the golden days you'd find some text-only guide on gamefaqs with ASCII art 3 screens tall written for free by some cracked out dude(tte) doing it purely for the love of the game. the entire thing would load in seconds and you could print out all 54 pages of it. how far we've fallen
November 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
at a unique crossroads where i need at least a cup of coffee per day to truly feel awake but i can't remember the last time i actually enjoyed said cup of coffee
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
got my covid + flu shots and made it home about 15 seconds before the goddamn Tetsuo-grade headache kicked in
a cartoon of a man with a black glove on his face .
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November 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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DEEP FRIED IS CRAZY
November 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
paul vs tyson event streaming at a crisp 144p
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Running my first (official) 10k in the morning. Have to take the train into the city and then a ferry at 7am. Must have been sipping dumbass juice when i signed up for this
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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hey i know you have anxiety issues but you don't have to worry about me unleashing my charge kick. i'm holding down and back for unrelated reasons. you can approach me
November 12, 2024 at 10:47 PM
had to get off X before i lost what little sanity i had left
November 13, 2024 at 4:40 AM