All Your Money Now, Kid
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The bearer of this letter is a charlatan.
Hey, I can think of something that might happen that could make it worth renaming it after someone else.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hey, I can think of something that might happen that could make it worth renaming it after someone else.
We had appeared maybe a little too eager to know about the health of the fetus. Didn't need to squint hard to read between the lines that we were gonna abort over major defects.(Living through that once is enough thanks.)
Baby was fine. She's healthy, talented and beautiful.
Still pisses me off.
Baby was fine. She's healthy, talented and beautiful.
Still pisses me off.
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We had appeared maybe a little too eager to know about the health of the fetus. Didn't need to squint hard to read between the lines that we were gonna abort over major defects.(Living through that once is enough thanks.)
Baby was fine. She's healthy, talented and beautiful.
Still pisses me off.
Baby was fine. She's healthy, talented and beautiful.
Still pisses me off.
Those A-holes aren't just waylaying people from accessing abortion they are doing the same for people looking for medical care.
What pissed me off even more was when we then went to a Catholic clinic that came highly recommended locally, and the intake guy sat on our paperwork for almost 2 weeks...
What pissed me off even more was when we then went to a Catholic clinic that came highly recommended locally, and the intake guy sat on our paperwork for almost 2 weeks...
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Those A-holes aren't just waylaying people from accessing abortion they are doing the same for people looking for medical care.
What pissed me off even more was when we then went to a Catholic clinic that came highly recommended locally, and the intake guy sat on our paperwork for almost 2 weeks...
What pissed me off even more was when we then went to a Catholic clinic that came highly recommended locally, and the intake guy sat on our paperwork for almost 2 weeks...
I hate these motherfuckers a lot.
When my wife was pregnant we were looking for prenatal care and she did not know about these MFs. She was like 'how about this place?' and I immediately clocked them.
Without me she would have barked up multiple wrong trees before finding someplace legit.
When my wife was pregnant we were looking for prenatal care and she did not know about these MFs. She was like 'how about this place?' and I immediately clocked them.
Without me she would have barked up multiple wrong trees before finding someplace legit.
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I hate these motherfuckers a lot.
When my wife was pregnant we were looking for prenatal care and she did not know about these MFs. She was like 'how about this place?' and I immediately clocked them.
Without me she would have barked up multiple wrong trees before finding someplace legit.
When my wife was pregnant we were looking for prenatal care and she did not know about these MFs. She was like 'how about this place?' and I immediately clocked them.
Without me she would have barked up multiple wrong trees before finding someplace legit.
or if only childless women had abortions
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
or if only childless women had abortions
I am pretty sure the basis of this idea is the reduced risk of certain cancers for women who have borne children.
See, if having a child lowers your risk of cancer then having an abortion must mean you have a higher risk.
Which might be true f abortion rendered a woman infertile...
See, if having a child lowers your risk of cancer then having an abortion must mean you have a higher risk.
Which might be true f abortion rendered a woman infertile...
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am pretty sure the basis of this idea is the reduced risk of certain cancers for women who have borne children.
See, if having a child lowers your risk of cancer then having an abortion must mean you have a higher risk.
Which might be true f abortion rendered a woman infertile...
See, if having a child lowers your risk of cancer then having an abortion must mean you have a higher risk.
Which might be true f abortion rendered a woman infertile...
So the Zionist event gets labeled as a Jewish one. Something something human shields
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
So the Zionist event gets labeled as a Jewish one. Something something human shields
cover more distance faster
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
cover more distance faster
Wow, I wonder if being present as a father might have helped
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Wow, I wonder if being present as a father might have helped
Middle schoolers, too. I hope that isn't the case for the elementary kids but I don't have first hand knowledge.
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Middle schoolers, too. I hope that isn't the case for the elementary kids but I don't have first hand knowledge.
The district I work in has bussing for students who live more than 2 miles from their school.
Most of the roads have no sidewalks, are difficult to traverse on foot in good weather, and in rain are impassable without walking in the car lanes.
Many high schoolers families can't or won't drive them.
Most of the roads have no sidewalks, are difficult to traverse on foot in good weather, and in rain are impassable without walking in the car lanes.
Many high schoolers families can't or won't drive them.
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The district I work in has bussing for students who live more than 2 miles from their school.
Most of the roads have no sidewalks, are difficult to traverse on foot in good weather, and in rain are impassable without walking in the car lanes.
Many high schoolers families can't or won't drive them.
Most of the roads have no sidewalks, are difficult to traverse on foot in good weather, and in rain are impassable without walking in the car lanes.
Many high schoolers families can't or won't drive them.
He's gonna need one of these
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He's gonna need one of these
what did you mean
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
what did you mean
Forgot to draw the redactions
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Forgot to draw the redactions
This is to say that urban freeways are incredibly stupid.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is to say that urban freeways are incredibly stupid.
I've never seen the frontage roads get congested, and I think I know why: If you are on the freeway you are stuck there until you get to an exit. (And when you do get to an exit there's a sunk-cost fallacy thing going on.) While if there is a problem on a frontage road you can reroute.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I've never seen the frontage roads get congested, and I think I know why: If you are on the freeway you are stuck there until you get to an exit. (And when you do get to an exit there's a sunk-cost fallacy thing going on.) While if there is a problem on a frontage road you can reroute.
Ruin it?
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ruin it?
The tragedy-farce cycle has been collapsed and now they are both contained in the same event.
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The tragedy-farce cycle has been collapsed and now they are both contained in the same event.
That should make everyone happy.
Less need for Russian energy, should make the west and its Hungarian sympathizers happy.
Less need for American and US-controlled energy, should make those against the West happy.
I'll bet everyone is happy about this!
Less need for Russian energy, should make the west and its Hungarian sympathizers happy.
Less need for American and US-controlled energy, should make those against the West happy.
I'll bet everyone is happy about this!
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That should make everyone happy.
Less need for Russian energy, should make the west and its Hungarian sympathizers happy.
Less need for American and US-controlled energy, should make those against the West happy.
I'll bet everyone is happy about this!
Less need for Russian energy, should make the west and its Hungarian sympathizers happy.
Less need for American and US-controlled energy, should make those against the West happy.
I'll bet everyone is happy about this!
that's equal to China's trade surplus
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
that's equal to China's trade surplus