Variation on a sob story…

@marina-purkiss.bsky.social Have seen this one? 😂😂😂

Social media defined…

“UK welfare spending levels are unsustainable and must be cut”!

What UK spends on welfare…

Good luck selling this on the doorsteps next time…

Out for a walk today, we passed two fields of sheep. I counted them then said to Freyja, “Theres 43 sheep in one field and 54 in the other. How many is that altogether?”

Freyja said “a hundred!!!”

I said, “thats not right! 43 plus 54 is 97!”

She said, “Hey, I’m a sheep dog! I rounded them up.”

Sometimes FaceBook memories come along and remind you how nothing has changed…

Lets increase our defence spending more imaginatively…

Our quiet life has been turned upsidesdown. Meet Freyja, the viking god of love - and poop.

Happy Valentines… ❤️🖤

How many errors can you spot?

5 - perfect score
4 - great effort
3 - not bad
2 - so so
1 - poor effort
0 - my! What broad shoulders you have! Enjoy your Brexit!

Every time I remember seeing this in Charles De Gaulle airport it winds me up... (I got chucked out of the shop for taking the photo).

Phew...

BBCScotland being as impartial as ever. Aberdeen score, they call it a “body blow”…

Thanks guys.

GIRFUY.

Good morning!

Latest haul of assorted ironmongery. That banana shaped thing is about 40% of a MASSIVE horse shoe. And it was over a foot deep.

#detectoring

BlueSky transition tips.

Our media are and political establishment are ten years behind the curve.

THIS is how Trump won. Harris did nothing wrong. It didn’t matter that she was black or a woman, that was irrelevant.
Musk has “bought” democracy.