ally
@allyiscursed.bsky.social
i’m too young to be this exhausted
nothing perks up a middle aged man at a family gathering like sports talk
June 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
nothing perks up a middle aged man at a family gathering like sports talk
trump would’ve been a great drag queen. big missed opportunity.
June 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
trump would’ve been a great drag queen. big missed opportunity.
hate that 3+ day weekends are now the highlights of my life. it’s the only time i feel like a human being and not a cog in a machine.
May 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
hate that 3+ day weekends are now the highlights of my life. it’s the only time i feel like a human being and not a cog in a machine.
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it’s illegal to have a job and have a girlfriend now these days it seems
May 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
it’s illegal to have a job and have a girlfriend now these days it seems
severe storms cure my depression. don’t read into that too much.
May 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
severe storms cure my depression. don’t read into that too much.
get me to god’s country
April 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
get me to god’s country
mourning doves ARE still around. they’re not stuck in your childhood nostalgia. you just gotta take the time to stop and listen for them.
April 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
mourning doves ARE still around. they’re not stuck in your childhood nostalgia. you just gotta take the time to stop and listen for them.
ONCE AGAIN STATING MY HATRED OF THE “BEAUTIFICATION” OF ALLISON IN THR BREAKFAST CLUB 🗣️🗣️
April 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
ONCE AGAIN STATING MY HATRED OF THE “BEAUTIFICATION” OF ALLISON IN THR BREAKFAST CLUB 🗣️🗣️
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My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him
March 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
My favorite part of baseball is when the manager goes to the mound to tell the pitcher he loves him
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permission to lib out, sir
April 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
permission to lib out, sir
mlb starting again is the only constant thing in my life that’s keeping me sane rn
March 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
mlb starting again is the only constant thing in my life that’s keeping me sane rn
having access to google is a blessing and a curse for me mentally
March 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
having access to google is a blessing and a curse for me mentally
this joint address is pushing me closer and closer to relapsing
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this joint address is pushing me closer and closer to relapsing
the dramatic increase in my coffee intake is becoming concerning given that i fucking hate coffee
February 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
the dramatic increase in my coffee intake is becoming concerning given that i fucking hate coffee
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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
declined a zyn today. i’m so strong.
February 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
declined a zyn today. i’m so strong.
i don’t give a fuck what trump has to say before the biggest football game of the year. get politics out of the one time i feel united with my family for our hatred for the chiefs.
February 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i don’t give a fuck what trump has to say before the biggest football game of the year. get politics out of the one time i feel united with my family for our hatred for the chiefs.
sorry i didn’t answer your text, i was busy doing a color-by-number while listening to rage against the machine
February 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
sorry i didn’t answer your text, i was busy doing a color-by-number while listening to rage against the machine
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elon everyone would love you if you killed yourself on 6/9 you'd be remembered as a meme god forever!!!!!!
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
elon everyone would love you if you killed yourself on 6/9 you'd be remembered as a meme god forever!!!!!!
tiktok being banned feels like we’re living in a prohibition-type era
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
tiktok being banned feels like we’re living in a prohibition-type era
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2026 is going to be my year guys! I'm not so sure about 2025..
December 31, 2024 at 8:50 PM
2026 is going to be my year guys! I'm not so sure about 2025..
anyone else filled with dread for 2025 or did i not drink enough?
January 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
anyone else filled with dread for 2025 or did i not drink enough?
i wanna makeout with the windows 7 startup sound so bad
December 27, 2024 at 9:06 AM
i wanna makeout with the windows 7 startup sound so bad