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It’s not all shrimp anymore
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TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎

Me: cant wait!

TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???

Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
March 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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Having viewed hours of footage it's clear to me that the roadrunner is afraid of engaging in open debate with the coyote
November 18, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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im gonna eat the subway floor pills
November 16, 2023 at 3:39 PM