All Killer No Phil-ler
@allkillnophil.bsky.social
Tottenham Hotspur, video games, wrasslin' and tomfoolery. Born to eat big dinners. One of Bart's People. Expat from COYS Twitter
PCDs Assemble!
October 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
PCDs Assemble!
Sorry but what the fuck is this woke nonsense? A number 8 at centre back?!?!?
September 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Sorry but what the fuck is this woke nonsense? A number 8 at centre back?!?!?
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
September 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
I'd also be saying this if I lost 4 times to Spurs in one season
September 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'd also be saying this if I lost 4 times to Spurs in one season
He's pretty sus anyway
August 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He's pretty sus anyway
Kingsmill owner does a simulcast after he buys Hovis, bragging about buying his competition
August 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Kingsmill owner does a simulcast after he buys Hovis, bragging about buying his competition
Trying to squeeze in Haaland, Salah, Palmer and Watkins is certainly...uh...fun
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Trying to squeeze in Haaland, Salah, Palmer and Watkins is certainly...uh...fun
I was in the "keep Son for one more season and see if he can recapture his form" camp, but if he wants to leave then we shouldn't stop him.
What an absolute legend and consummate professional he is.
What an absolute legend and consummate professional he is.
August 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I was in the "keep Son for one more season and see if he can recapture his form" camp, but if he wants to leave then we shouldn't stop him.
What an absolute legend and consummate professional he is.
What an absolute legend and consummate professional he is.
Would Mainoo fit the profile?
July 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Would Mainoo fit the profile?
More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn't judge
July 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
More people are considering AI lovers, and we shouldn't judge
You're getting a good snapshot of my favourite genres here
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You're getting a good snapshot of my favourite genres here
Some of my favourites from growing up that I have/want to read to my daughter...
June 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Some of my favourites from growing up that I have/want to read to my daughter...
Post a villain you love
June 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Post a villain you love
£125 for this monstrosity
June 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
£125 for this monstrosity
Best season in FPL that I've ever had and not a single Arsenal player signed throughout the whole campaign. Proof that you don't have to go against your principles to do well in this game #fpl
May 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Best season in FPL that I've ever had and not a single Arsenal player signed throughout the whole campaign. Proof that you don't have to go against your principles to do well in this game #fpl
New lock screen 😂
May 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
New lock screen 😂
In about 30 hours time I'll be ready to either call him a clown or give him a round of applause
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
In about 30 hours time I'll be ready to either call him a clown or give him a round of applause
I'm in a bit of a muddle about how to attack the remaining weeks. This is my team and I have the WC and BB chips still to play. What would be your strategy for the next few weeks in my shoes? If you were to WC now what would your draft be?
April 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm in a bit of a muddle about how to attack the remaining weeks. This is my team and I have the WC and BB chips still to play. What would be your strategy for the next few weeks in my shoes? If you were to WC now what would your draft be?
When you order Gareth Bale on Temu.
April 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When you order Gareth Bale on Temu.
Post a movie from the year you turned 18
April 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Post a movie from the year you turned 18
Wolves are breathing down our necks now. But god forbid you question what the manager is doing!
April 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Wolves are breathing down our necks now. But god forbid you question what the manager is doing!
RIP big man. You're cleaning windows with the angels now.
March 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
RIP big man. You're cleaning windows with the angels now.
The best bit about working in Central London is finding random protests on your lunch break
March 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The best bit about working in Central London is finding random protests on your lunch break