Allison Shmallison
@allisonshmallison.bsky.social
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After work hang with the gals
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After work hang with the gals
Who is she?
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Who is she?
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
Happy Friday
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Happy Friday
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
Honorable mention to the story my bestie shared of more Halloween food. Lots of garlic, no vampires came.
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Honorable mention to the story my bestie shared of more Halloween food. Lots of garlic, no vampires came.
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
This is Stripey. Aka:
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is Stripey. Aka:
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude
I love being the childless auntie to my best friends daughter. She was really excited about her Love and the outfits. He’s been renamed to Young Thug Love and apparently he’s from New York.
October 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love being the childless auntie to my best friends daughter. She was really excited about her Love and the outfits. He’s been renamed to Young Thug Love and apparently he’s from New York.
Went to the museum with my niece and friends. She’s almost as tall as me 😳
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Went to the museum with my niece and friends. She’s almost as tall as me 😳
This giant banyon tree 😍
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This giant banyon tree 😍
A proper gentleman
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A proper gentleman
This magnificent weirdo was Winston Wolf for 15 glorious years. It’s a good cat name!
September 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This magnificent weirdo was Winston Wolf for 15 glorious years. It’s a good cat name!
She’s glad to be home in her cozies with her bb bubu
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
She’s glad to be home in her cozies with her bb bubu
One Battle After Another was very good!
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One Battle After Another was very good!
Jet lagged and recovering from a week of overstimulation
September 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jet lagged and recovering from a week of overstimulation
I’m home!!! So tired 🥱
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m home!!! So tired 🥱
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. I got my labubu a labubu 😂😂
September 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. I got my labubu a labubu 😂😂
Lasers up and running and work is finished! Don’t think I can post pics bc the show isn’t open yet.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Lasers up and running and work is finished! Don’t think I can post pics bc the show isn’t open yet.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
Oh woooooowwww!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Oh woooooowwww!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!