Allison Shmallison
@allisonshmallison.bsky.social
They say this is better than the platform that shall not be named. Here for HMJ chat stuff!
After work hang with the gals
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After work hang with the gals
Who is she?
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Who is she?
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s Halloween AND sweater weather here???? I couldn’t be happier. Happy Halloween chat 🧡💀👻🎃🧡
Manager had a melt down at everyone in the office (a common occurrence) and had the gall to tell me to check my attitude when I didn’t react to him the way he wants everyone to. I’m trying to let it go and regulate myself but I’m having a really hard time. He’s so fucking toxic.
spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Manager had a melt down at everyone in the office (a common occurrence) and had the gall to tell me to check my attitude when I didn’t react to him the way he wants everyone to. I’m trying to let it go and regulate myself but I’m having a really hard time. He’s so fucking toxic.
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Shhhhhhhhh 🤫
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stimulated emissions…. of radiation! ahuhuhuhu
Happy Friday
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Happy Friday
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
October 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was petting mama and we’re friends now. She nursed for a minute, got up, grunted at me and then walked away. Girl, I’m not babysitting these kids. I did cuddle them for a minute tho.
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s true. I am tired, hungry, and like to be left alone 🐹
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had a Halloween/bad slasher movie party last night and it was very fun! This is the only picture I took. Pizza skulls! 😋 🍕 💀
Ehehehehehe
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ehehehehehe
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Found more kittens in the broken down work truck today. The truck is leaving to the junk yard this week so the cats need to find a new place to chill. I was able to reunite mama with the babies and mama let me pet her 😻
I love being the childless auntie to my best friends daughter. She was really excited about her Love and the outfits. He’s been renamed to Young Thug Love and apparently he’s from New York.
October 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love being the childless auntie to my best friends daughter. She was really excited about her Love and the outfits. He’s been renamed to Young Thug Love and apparently he’s from New York.
Went to the museum with my niece and friends. She’s almost as tall as me 😳
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Went to the museum with my niece and friends. She’s almost as tall as me 😳
This giant banyon tree 😍
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This giant banyon tree 😍
A proper gentleman
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A proper gentleman
She’s glad to be home in her cozies with her bb bubu
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
She’s glad to be home in her cozies with her bb bubu
The ice maker isn’t working and I was only able to make lukewarm coffee. Unacceptable 😾
September 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The ice maker isn’t working and I was only able to make lukewarm coffee. Unacceptable 😾
One Battle After Another was very good!
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One Battle After Another was very good!
I’m home!!! So tired 🥱
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m home!!! So tired 🥱
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
The wifi on the plane let me watch some of the preshow but wouldn’t let me chat! 😠
I’m going to sleep for 1,000 years
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. I got my labubu a labubu 😂😂
September 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. I got my labubu a labubu 😂😂
Lasers up and running and work is finished! Don’t think I can post pics bc the show isn’t open yet.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Lasers up and running and work is finished! Don’t think I can post pics bc the show isn’t open yet.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
The ship is in Ibiza and it’s so wild bc I never thought it would be a place I would be able to visit. Feeling very lucky that I get the opportunity to see and do some amazing things through my work.
The WiFi isn’t letting me watch my stories (HMJ stream) and there’s a cabin next to mine with an acoustic guitar playing all the things you might imagine they would be. Wwwwaaaaaa
On a better note, worked overnight and got the lasers working! Just some programming tonight and I think we’ll be done!
On a better note, worked overnight and got the lasers working! Just some programming tonight and I think we’ll be done!
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The WiFi isn’t letting me watch my stories (HMJ stream) and there’s a cabin next to mine with an acoustic guitar playing all the things you might imagine they would be. Wwwwaaaaaa
On a better note, worked overnight and got the lasers working! Just some programming tonight and I think we’ll be done!
On a better note, worked overnight and got the lasers working! Just some programming tonight and I think we’ll be done!
Oh woooooowwww!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Oh woooooowwww!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
On the ship for work again. This room has a balcony bc the rooms on the floor I was on before (without balconies) are all being repaired. Accidental upgrade is always ok with me!
This personality quiz called me a liar. Rude.
September 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This personality quiz called me a liar. Rude.