Allison Maruska
@allisonmaruska.bsky.social
Author, teacher, crocheter, wife, mom, owl enthusiast, Bananagrams dominator. She/her. No DMs.
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Because the oligarchs need it to continue
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Because the oligarchs need it to continue
Galaxy Quest’s omission must be avenged
a man and a woman are standing in front of a sign that says value
Alt: Galaxy Quests characters are standing in front of a sign that says value
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Galaxy Quest’s omission must be avenged
One of the descriptions talks about Marisa Tomei’s iconic role in My Cousin Vinny, but MCV not on the list. 🧐
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
One of the descriptions talks about Marisa Tomei’s iconic role in My Cousin Vinny, but MCV not on the list. 🧐
I had a similar reaction when I learned Russell Vought is 49.
49.
49.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I had a similar reaction when I learned Russell Vought is 49.
49.
49.
I underestimated how many fellow Americans would eagerly sign up to be the new gestapo.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I underestimated how many fellow Americans would eagerly sign up to be the new gestapo.
It’s impressive how long Portland has been burning to the ground. You’d think the fuel would run out eventually. 🙄
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s impressive how long Portland has been burning to the ground. You’d think the fuel would run out eventually. 🙄
Yeah the monkey in his brain has its head between the cymbals
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Yeah the monkey in his brain has its head between the cymbals
I’m a teacher I say it a lot. Only without the “please”. 😅
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m a teacher I say it a lot. Only without the “please”. 😅
I saw a next-level version of that douche canoe yesterday. Two styles of American flags attached to the back and a MAGA wrap on the body. 🤢
October 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I saw a next-level version of that douche canoe yesterday. Two styles of American flags attached to the back and a MAGA wrap on the body. 🤢
I’d like to buy your rock.
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’d like to buy your rock.
I’m drinking a Dr. Pepper Zero right now and I’m happy to report there are no snapping turtles trying to bite my nose. I hear Dr. Pepper Zero wards off snapping turtles and am happy to report this is true.
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m drinking a Dr. Pepper Zero right now and I’m happy to report there are no snapping turtles trying to bite my nose. I hear Dr. Pepper Zero wards off snapping turtles and am happy to report this is true.
Dude’s skin suit doesn’t fit
a man in an apron is walking down a street
ALT: a man in an apron is walking down a street
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Dude’s skin suit doesn’t fit
Related: sense of humor is a sign of intelligence.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Related: sense of humor is a sign of intelligence.
If we’re trained from childhood to believe we’re the best, we’re less likely to question how we can be better.
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If we’re trained from childhood to believe we’re the best, we’re less likely to question how we can be better.
I get at least one email a day that looks like this from different “people.”
September 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I get at least one email a day that looks like this from different “people.”
I found some of mine there…what do we do about it?
August 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I found some of mine there…what do we do about it?
I’d be happy to have a sandwich thrown at me. I love sandwiches. 😋
August 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I’d be happy to have a sandwich thrown at me. I love sandwiches. 😋