Allison Maruska
@allisonmaruska.bsky.social
Author, teacher, crocheter, wife, mom, owl enthusiast, Bananagrams dominator. She/her. No DMs.
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I had a similar reaction when I learned Russell Vought is 49.
49.
49.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I had a similar reaction when I learned Russell Vought is 49.
49.
49.
July 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Good place to drop this
July 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good place to drop this
My sweet Lily crossed the rainbow bridge today. She was almost 17. Give your fur babies an extra hug for her tonight. 🌈
July 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My sweet Lily crossed the rainbow bridge today. She was almost 17. Give your fur babies an extra hug for her tonight. 🌈
Hubs and I watched the #poopcruise doc on Netflix mostly because we were on that ship for our 2003 honeymoon. 🫠
June 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hubs and I watched the #poopcruise doc on Netflix mostly because we were on that ship for our 2003 honeymoon. 🫠
The racket begins again, rattling my brain. The intensity of her barrage suggests a real threat. Surely, catastrophe has been diverted.
I peer through the glass.
Instead of danger, there is stillness. Air. The reason for her auditory assault an #enigma.
At least she’s proud of herself.
#vss365
I peer through the glass.
Instead of danger, there is stillness. Air. The reason for her auditory assault an #enigma.
At least she’s proud of herself.
#vss365
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
He’s gonna have a lot of meeting to do
June 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He’s gonna have a lot of meeting to do
I finished making a little couch. Doggo approved.
March 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I finished making a little couch. Doggo approved.
I feel like I’ll be using this a lot.
February 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I feel like I’ll be using this a lot.
Her, probably
December 11, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Her, probably
Age is a sneaky bastard. We’re watching The Crown finally and Elizabeth in s3e7 is supposed to be 43. I’m 44 so of course I’m like no. So I pull up comparable pics and…ok fine😒
December 6, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Age is a sneaky bastard. We’re watching The Crown finally and Elizabeth in s3e7 is supposed to be 43. I’m 44 so of course I’m like no. So I pull up comparable pics and…ok fine😒
Commissioned by a coworker to make this. I think grumpy Crookshanks is my favorite part.
November 30, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Commissioned by a coworker to make this. I think grumpy Crookshanks is my favorite part.
Day three of the #DenverChristmasShow! Am I doing this right?
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Day three of the #DenverChristmasShow! Am I doing this right?
Confession: Christmas isn’t my favorite. I’d be happy to skip the whole thing.
But I’m working a big Christmas event this weekend so I gotta fake it.
Fa la la la la la frickin la.
But I’m working a big Christmas event this weekend so I gotta fake it.
Fa la la la la la frickin la.
November 21, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Confession: Christmas isn’t my favorite. I’d be happy to skip the whole thing.
But I’m working a big Christmas event this weekend so I gotta fake it.
Fa la la la la la frickin la.
But I’m working a big Christmas event this weekend so I gotta fake it.
Fa la la la la la frickin la.
New paperbacks are so pretty. 😍
November 20, 2024 at 2:37 AM
New paperbacks are so pretty. 😍
Crazy sock day at school and I’m still chilling in my milk and cookie socks. #teacherlife
November 14, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Crazy sock day at school and I’m still chilling in my milk and cookie socks. #teacherlife
3/4 of my fur babies. 🥺
November 13, 2024 at 9:51 PM
3/4 of my fur babies. 🥺
Part pug? Ours have similar eyes.
November 12, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Part pug? Ours have similar eyes.
