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Allison Ketchell
@allisonketchell.bsky.social
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Writer & editor in my crone era / knitter / culinary dabbler / mom to humans, cats, dogs, bunnies, crows / she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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The espresso message of the day
The surface of a quadruple espresso in a black demitasse cup. The swirls in the crema form nebulous shapes in the vein of an inkblot test
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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My Cheerios box making promises it can’t keep
The back of a box of Cheerios Oat Crunch Oats ‘n’ Honey cereal, promising in large, all caps letters START YOUR DAY SO SATISFIED
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Backyard bunny taking advantage of a break in the rain
A desert cottontail eating grass and clover in an unkempt, very wet suburban backyard
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Ah, it may be time to start using that “bog witch” handle I snagged a while back
A rather flooded suburban backyard with large deep puddles in the unkempt grass, wet bricks, and a flooded potted plant
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The espresso message of the day
A closeup of the surface of a quadruple espresso in a black demitasse cup, the crema forming swirls and shapes like an ink blot test. The cup sits on a paperback copy of The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Backyard bunny mid-chew
A desert cottontail viewed from the side, ears erect, grass sticking out of its mouth, on an unkempt clover-lawn in a suburban backyard
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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The espresso message of the day
The surface of a quadruple espresso in a black demitasse cup. The crema forms swirls and shapes like an ink lot test. Is it a pufferfish? What could that mean?
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Rabbit rabbit November
A desert cottontail, fuzzy butt toward the photographer, sits in quarter profile with its ears erect. It’s on patchy grass in a suburban backyard that clearly does not belong to “lawn” people
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Lemonberry and her kittens. I love the outtake with Ariel rolled on her back. Flounder doesn’t move at all
A brown dog is resting on a bed in between two tabby and white cats. The dog is looking slightly back toward the photographer. One cat is snuggled against the dog’s belly and looking toward the right. The other cat is curled into a boppy pillow with his butt against the dog’s back. A brown dog is resting on a bed in between two tabby and white cats. One cat is curled into a boppy pillow with his butt against the dog’s back. The other cat is flopped on her back, paws straight up in the air, and the dog is resting her chin lightly on the cat’s white belly.
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Frank and I are manning the treat table out front tonight #halloween
A middle aged woman wearing glasses and a witch hat and smiling in a somewhat unhinged manner sits with her arm across the shoulders of a skeleton
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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What
A Facebook news bulletin shows a map of southern California with a large area including metro Los Angeles in green with the heading TORNADO RISK MON-TUE in white letters on a red background
October 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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One of the other Allison Campbells is looking for love. I’m so tempted to reset her password and tinker with her profile
Part of an email from SilverSingles.com. Text reads: “A Good Profile Is The Key We LOVE who you are, and so will your matches. Make sure your profile reflects your true personality. It makes starting a conversation easier if you can ask a question about someone's profile information. Did your match say they enjoy paragliding? Ask them about it!” followed by a button to UPDATE PROFILE and a red circle enclosing a white heart with a red pencil. Remaining text reads: “Make it personal: Do you bake the best brownies or speak Japanese? Share it! Those are the things that make you” The bottom of the message is cut off.
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The espresso message of the day

Is the universe telling me “C is for Cookie, and that’s good enough for me?”
The surface of a quadruple espresso in a black demitasse cup and saucer atop a paperback copy of David Whyte’s Consolations, the crema resembling a bubbly letter C, or if the cup were rotated 90 degrees, a U, or any number of other Rorschachian interpretations of pattern
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The espresso message of the day
A closeup of the surface of a quadruple espresso in a black demitasse cup on a black saucer, atop a paperback copy of Battle of the Labyrinth by Rick Riordan. The swirls in the crema form shapes like an ink blot test.
September 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Ok I love Compartes (I covet their winter Fox advent calendar if anyone is wondering) but I do not feel this gift would say good things about you
A Compartes chocolate instagram ad featuring a vivid red bar on a backdrop of tomatoes. The caption reads “the tomato chocolate bar. When your gift says everything about you”
September 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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He put his money where his mouth is
News headline from April 6, 2023 reads, “Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment”
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The espresso message of the day
Swirls and dots in the crema of espresso in a black demitasse cup, very Rorschach-ish
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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ICE shooting projectiles at the backs of unarmed civilians who can’t see because they’ve been tear-gassed, what a country
The back of a woman’s upper leg sporting a bruise of three purple and pink concentric circles
July 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The espresso message of the day
Dots and swirls in the crema atop a quadruple espresso in a black demitasse cup
July 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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@laguettler.bsky.social wtf are these people doing with the butter?
On a kitchen counter with hopelessly outdated tile and discolored grout, a packaged pound of butter stands vertically beside a covered red butter dish with a butter knife sticking out from under the cover, globs of butter visibly on the edges of both the knife and the cover. Beside the handle of the butter knife is a stick of butter, nearly half used but not properly unwrapped, more mangled like a wild animal attacked it. Less relevant are the jar of preserved lemons beside the butter dish and a ziploc baggie on the counter in the foreground.
July 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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The bunny butt of the day
A desert cottontail sits in profile on the patchy clover-lawn of an unkempt suburban backyard, black-tipped ears erect, tail like two of the most adorable cotton balls ever
July 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Flounder has been napping for an hour and a half. I’m hungry, thirsty, need to pee, and out of coffee send help #cat
A rather portly grey tabby and white cat is asleep on a woman’s lap
June 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Painting a cow with Mo
Unhinged middle aged women painting
May 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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He made a perfect croissant shape.
An orange tabby cat curled into a croissant shape
May 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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He always looked annoyed at Ariel and Flounder and occasionally needed to do some bapping when they got insolent.
An orange tabby cat on a bed looks down in annoyed fashion at two young grey and white tabby cats
May 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM