Panic first, think later
@allison805.bsky.social
Be responsibly reckless. Wife & mom of 4. Send wine.
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“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Lmao, who did this?! ☠️
December 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Lmao, who did this?! ☠️
Found myself thinking about the #MTV show #SilentLibrary today. May have shed a tear or two.
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Found myself thinking about the #MTV show #SilentLibrary today. May have shed a tear or two.
Flying cross-country next week with my 3yo and 18mo. Any helpful insight or ideas to help our travels go as smoothly as possible? ✈️
December 9, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Flying cross-country next week with my 3yo and 18mo. Any helpful insight or ideas to help our travels go as smoothly as possible? ✈️
My 3yo kept asking for "grandpa chips" and we had no clue what she was talking about. Until she spotted the #Pringles can.... new family phrase unlocked! 🔑 🔓
December 7, 2024 at 4:35 PM
My 3yo kept asking for "grandpa chips" and we had no clue what she was talking about. Until she spotted the #Pringles can.... new family phrase unlocked! 🔑 🔓
I'm an X refugee; just recently came to this party🎉 & I'm loving it here! I really dig the Starter Pack feature. Thanks y'all! #StarterPack #BlueSky
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I'm an X refugee; just recently came to this party🎉 & I'm loving it here! I really dig the Starter Pack feature. Thanks y'all! #StarterPack #BlueSky
"Once I thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just bored." 🤣 gets me every time! Watching #WaynesWorld with the fam on this beautiful Thanksgiving day. 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
"Once I thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just bored." 🤣 gets me every time! Watching #WaynesWorld with the fam on this beautiful Thanksgiving day. 🦃
What is the easiest, most efficient way to clean up a cracked egg off the kitchen floor? I have 2 toddlers, things happen haha. But I can't afford a roll of paper towel each time! Halppp!
November 27, 2024 at 4:55 PM
What is the easiest, most efficient way to clean up a cracked egg off the kitchen floor? I have 2 toddlers, things happen haha. But I can't afford a roll of paper towel each time! Halppp!
Each and every day, I pray for the Calgon gods to take me awayyyyy.....
November 27, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Each and every day, I pray for the Calgon gods to take me awayyyyy.....