Allie May
@alliemayauthor.bsky.social
Fantasy writer. Dog lover. Dr Pepper addict. Chaotic good sorcerer on the weekends. •she/her•ace•
I cannot handle the stress of the news. I get through the beginning of one of Under the Desk’s videos and have to put my phone away almost immediately. And now I might lose my anxiety meds that I’ve been on for 9 years 🙃
February 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I cannot handle the stress of the news. I get through the beginning of one of Under the Desk’s videos and have to put my phone away almost immediately. And now I might lose my anxiety meds that I’ve been on for 9 years 🙃
What drugs are in the Ladybug and Cat Noir tv show? Because I am addicted.
February 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What drugs are in the Ladybug and Cat Noir tv show? Because I am addicted.
Spouse and I finished Baldur’s Gate 3 for Valentine’s Day. Real romance is still alive after 11 years of marriage.
February 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Spouse and I finished Baldur’s Gate 3 for Valentine’s Day. Real romance is still alive after 11 years of marriage.
Watching the Critical Role campaign 3 finale livestream and I’m sobbing because Keyleth and Vax didn’t spend the night together 😭😭😭 #critrolespoilers
February 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Watching the Critical Role campaign 3 finale livestream and I’m sobbing because Keyleth and Vax didn’t spend the night together 😭😭😭 #critrolespoilers
Today I am simply exhausted.
January 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Today I am simply exhausted.
Petition to make a sequel to “The Prince” but it’s about our current sitting president and his family
January 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Petition to make a sequel to “The Prince” but it’s about our current sitting president and his family
…Did Trump actually just legally make every single citizen of the United States female??
Congrats, we are now all gay!
Congrats, we are now all gay!
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
…Did Trump actually just legally make every single citizen of the United States female??
Congrats, we are now all gay!
Congrats, we are now all gay!
Reposted by Allie May
The most useful greeting now
January 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The most useful greeting now
Reposted by Allie May
This is the GOP’s long con on full display.
January 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is the GOP’s long con on full display.
Kiddo has recently discovered Scooby Doo. Now we have 50 years of tv to entertain him.
January 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kiddo has recently discovered Scooby Doo. Now we have 50 years of tv to entertain him.
Back on here after a year struggling on threads. Finally deleted my former bird app account. Still struggling to find a new social media place.
January 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Back on here after a year struggling on threads. Finally deleted my former bird app account. Still struggling to find a new social media place.
Today’s writing is brought to you by a new keyboard, a heated blanket, and the line in ATWTMVTV, “The idea you had of me, who was she?” Specifically the one from the eras tour or live on snl.
January 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Today’s writing is brought to you by a new keyboard, a heated blanket, and the line in ATWTMVTV, “The idea you had of me, who was she?” Specifically the one from the eras tour or live on snl.
Kiddo (age 6) is writing a book. The first chapter is called “Pugs get better the more pugs they meet.” He was inspired by Percy Jackson’s silly chapter titles, and also Noodle the Pug.
January 4, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Kiddo (age 6) is writing a book. The first chapter is called “Pugs get better the more pugs they meet.” He was inspired by Percy Jackson’s silly chapter titles, and also Noodle the Pug.
PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON
December 20, 2023 at 3:58 AM
PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON PERCY JACKSON
Kid: Loses gloves at school.
Me: Digs through lost and found and only finds one.
Kid: “I need gloves for school.”
Me: Buys him a new set of gloves.
Kid: Loses gloves at school.
Me: Digs through lost and found and find the matching one that wasn’t found from the last set. Can’t find the new ones.
Me: Digs through lost and found and only finds one.
Kid: “I need gloves for school.”
Me: Buys him a new set of gloves.
Kid: Loses gloves at school.
Me: Digs through lost and found and find the matching one that wasn’t found from the last set. Can’t find the new ones.
December 6, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Kid: Loses gloves at school.
Me: Digs through lost and found and only finds one.
Kid: “I need gloves for school.”
Me: Buys him a new set of gloves.
Kid: Loses gloves at school.
Me: Digs through lost and found and find the matching one that wasn’t found from the last set. Can’t find the new ones.
Me: Digs through lost and found and only finds one.
Kid: “I need gloves for school.”
Me: Buys him a new set of gloves.
Kid: Loses gloves at school.
Me: Digs through lost and found and find the matching one that wasn’t found from the last set. Can’t find the new ones.
Had so much fun at Utah Authors Day yesterday. Got to hang out at my favorite book store and show off my books and stickers.
December 3, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Had so much fun at Utah Authors Day yesterday. Got to hang out at my favorite book store and show off my books and stickers.
I need to make enough money as an author to sustain my habit of ordering in food so I can sustain my writing without interruption so I can earn enough money to sustain my habit of ordering in food so I can
November 30, 2023 at 6:34 PM
I need to make enough money as an author to sustain my habit of ordering in food so I can sustain my writing without interruption so I can earn enough money to sustain my habit of ordering in food so I can
My Spotify wrapped this year is hilarious. Spouse and I competing to see who listens more on the same account (him with Owl City versus me and Kiddo with Taylor Swift), and then Bluey’s Dance Mode is our top song of the year 😂😂😂
November 29, 2023 at 5:00 PM
My Spotify wrapped this year is hilarious. Spouse and I competing to see who listens more on the same account (him with Owl City versus me and Kiddo with Taylor Swift), and then Bluey’s Dance Mode is our top song of the year 😂😂😂
I bought new headphones so I can listen to podcasts while Kiddo watches his super annoying tv show that gives me a headache. Unfortunately, it has backfired because now he yells at me over the sound of my headphones and gives me a headache.
November 17, 2023 at 10:11 PM
I bought new headphones so I can listen to podcasts while Kiddo watches his super annoying tv show that gives me a headache. Unfortunately, it has backfired because now he yells at me over the sound of my headphones and gives me a headache.
Writers:
What are your favorite worldbuilding questions to ask?
What are your favorite worldbuilding questions to ask?
November 17, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Writers:
What are your favorite worldbuilding questions to ask?
What are your favorite worldbuilding questions to ask?
Yeah, let’s just start developing new chronic pain today. Why not.
November 15, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Yeah, let’s just start developing new chronic pain today. Why not.
Behind every woman with anxiety is a dog with more anxiety. And now a 6 year old with even more anxiety. Everything is anxiety. There is no calm.
October 5, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Behind every woman with anxiety is a dog with more anxiety. And now a 6 year old with even more anxiety. Everything is anxiety. There is no calm.