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Allie🦈
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Oh great, I have to think of a funny Bio here too?
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New Hair who this
February 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So how’s everybody been for the past few weeks? We all good?
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am confused. Yes this is ice cream. Yes there are pieces of corn but also a chocolate sauce?
January 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just posting this for reasons
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Visiting your parent’s house with your BF is so weird. Like what do you mean my BF is sleeping in my childhood bedroom? Is he judging me for the doodles on the door frame from when I was 4?! Like he is a boy he can’t be here 🤣
December 30, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently
December 25, 2024 at 4:59 AM
If I am working the game 2 days before Christmas I am going to be festive
December 23, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Thank you for everything Maki. I am sorry that we didn’t know you had cancer and that it took you so young. I love you
December 22, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Facebook rudely reminded me that I graduated from college 10 years ago today. At least they used a cute picture to remind me of this reminder of my fleeting youth 😂
December 19, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Poor Casey made the mistake of sitting on the couch while I watch Real Housewives. Of course I had to pause to explain to him the important lore.

He is never going to watch tv with him again
December 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I almost dropped my tea , but caught it in mid air without spilling a drop. My boss saw and gave me a round of applause.
December 17, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Having a cat is like having a small criminal with whiskers
December 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Getting a new social media app is a lot like starting a new relationship. There’s a lot of rigmarole: you have to get to know it, it has to get to know you. Eventually it sells your personal data to an adversarial government and faces legal sanctions as a result… tale as old as time, really
December 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
December 14, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Someone at LinkedIn is a Swiftie and I love it
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 PM
The worst thing about moving to this app is having to rebuild my feed brick by brick. It’s a little exciting
December 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Boston traffic is insane. It is taking me 50 minutes to go 3 miles. I am still in the city limits. 😂😂
December 11, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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This is Sakura. She knows she already had dinner. But would like to politely inquire about second dinner. 13/10
December 11, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Its been years, but welcome back mirror selfies I guess 😅
December 10, 2024 at 11:33 PM
*taps mic* um is this thing on? 👋
December 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM