Hollie Harris
@allholls.bsky.social
Writer. Mom. Storyteller. GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
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Men: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Me:
Me:
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Men: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Me:
Me:
I don't fight my demons.
I sing along with them.
I sing along with them.
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don't fight my demons.
I sing along with them.
I sing along with them.
Me: I'm not old.
My phone:
My phone:
September 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me: I'm not old.
My phone:
My phone:
My husband and me, when our kids catch us eating the good snacks we've kept hidden from them.
July 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My husband and me, when our kids catch us eating the good snacks we've kept hidden from them.
I miss the person I was when I was complaining about how cold it was a few months ago.
June 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I miss the person I was when I was complaining about how cold it was a few months ago.
Me, after sitting through my kids' soccer games this morning and afternoon: I'm exhausted.
My kids:
My kids:
June 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me, after sitting through my kids' soccer games this morning and afternoon: I'm exhausted.
My kids:
My kids:
Me: Today's the last day of April.
You know what that means.
Husband: Please don't say it.
Me: It's...
Husband: Don't.
Me: It's gonna...
Husband: Don't!
Me:
You know what that means.
Husband: Please don't say it.
Me: It's...
Husband: Don't.
Me: It's gonna...
Husband: Don't!
Me:
April 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Me: Today's the last day of April.
You know what that means.
Husband: Please don't say it.
Me: It's...
Husband: Don't.
Me: It's gonna...
Husband: Don't!
Me:
You know what that means.
Husband: Please don't say it.
Me: It's...
Husband: Don't.
Me: It's gonna...
Husband: Don't!
Me:
People just don't party like it's 1999 anymore.
March 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
People just don't party like it's 1999 anymore.
Happy First Day of Spring! I think Mother Nature has been drinking again.
March 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy First Day of Spring! I think Mother Nature has been drinking again.
Midwesterners out enjoying the "false spring" weather.
Cold front:
Cold front:
February 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Midwesterners out enjoying the "false spring" weather.
Cold front:
Cold front:
My 7yo calls the past "old fashioned times," and I always picture this when he says it:
February 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My 7yo calls the past "old fashioned times," and I always picture this when he says it: