Hollie Harris
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Hollie Harris
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Writer. Mom. Storyteller. GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
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Men: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Me:
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don't fight my demons.

I sing along with them.
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me: I'm not old.

My phone:
September 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My husband and me, when our kids catch us eating the good snacks we've kept hidden from them.
July 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I miss the person I was when I was complaining about how cold it was a few months ago.
June 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me, after sitting through my kids' soccer games this morning and afternoon: I'm exhausted.

My kids:
June 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: Today's the last day of April.

You know what that means.

Husband: Please don't say it.

Me: It's...

Husband: Don't.

Me: It's gonna...

Husband: Don't!

Me:
April 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
People just don't party like it's 1999 anymore.
March 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Happy First Day of Spring! I think Mother Nature has been drinking again.
March 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Midwesterners out enjoying the "false spring" weather.

Cold front:
February 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
February 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My 7yo calls the past "old fashioned times," and I always picture this when he says it:
February 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM