For the record, it was Chapter 6 that broke me. Just tremendously frustrating design. Oh well, back to NGII

I think the combat is best described as overburdened. A necessary second form for each weapon that functions on a meter and a giant menu of unlockable moves for each weapon? And I have to learn perfect block, parry and dodge if I want to beat any of these bosses? Fuck outta here with that

Look at this fuckin guy

Dude must have missed the announcement of Shamwow guy’s Wokebusters youtu.be/ro1vJSXLKmc

(It’s an Epiphone and I still have it because it plays better than most of the Gibsons I’ve tried)

I'm glad I saw this while I'm in relatively good health, because if you showed me this in my 20s it would have killed me

A few years back, my wife and I went to a Johnette Napolitano show where Johnette was incredibly plastered. But goddamn if she didn’t pull it together at the end for an incredible acapella version of “Tomorrow, Wendy”. One of the most amazing things I’ve seen

Ozzmosis was the first Ozzy album I bought on its release day, so I can’t tell you if it’s actually good, but I listen to it a lot

My first official Black Sabbath recording was on the Wayne’s World soundtrack, so my frame of reference was fucked.