GeekmomK
@allegrosolutionsllc.com
Green-haired, pierced and inked knitter, author, and violinist.
The She-Hulk of cybersecurity and privacy compliance.
Absolutely nothing of any value or importance is said here. Hopefully, you find it funny though.
The She-Hulk of cybersecurity and privacy compliance.
Absolutely nothing of any value or importance is said here. Hopefully, you find it funny though.
I don't know who needs to hear this today, but Psyduck is our chronic illness and migraine baby and proof that mobility aids are for everyone.
September 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this today, but Psyduck is our chronic illness and migraine baby and proof that mobility aids are for everyone.
“Be badass but make it geeky.”
Bet.
Music and theatre are a huge part of who I am. What better way to celebrate them than to turn them into a tattoo?
Several bars from “One Day More” is now this chest and neck piece.
I will always stop and listen to this song.
Bet.
Music and theatre are a huge part of who I am. What better way to celebrate them than to turn them into a tattoo?
Several bars from “One Day More” is now this chest and neck piece.
I will always stop and listen to this song.
August 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
“Be badass but make it geeky.”
Bet.
Music and theatre are a huge part of who I am. What better way to celebrate them than to turn them into a tattoo?
Several bars from “One Day More” is now this chest and neck piece.
I will always stop and listen to this song.
Bet.
Music and theatre are a huge part of who I am. What better way to celebrate them than to turn them into a tattoo?
Several bars from “One Day More” is now this chest and neck piece.
I will always stop and listen to this song.
If you're in the Hartford area this weekend and going to Connecticon, @ajoconnell.bsky.social and @pixiedane.bsky.social and I are hosting a panel about how geeks can use their built-in fandom communities as one of the tools for activism.
We're also giving out sweet, sweet badge ribbons.
We're also giving out sweet, sweet badge ribbons.
July 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you're in the Hartford area this weekend and going to Connecticon, @ajoconnell.bsky.social and @pixiedane.bsky.social and I are hosting a panel about how geeks can use their built-in fandom communities as one of the tools for activism.
We're also giving out sweet, sweet badge ribbons.
We're also giving out sweet, sweet badge ribbons.
In which, once again, the internet manages to surprise no one and I am truly on brand.
July 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
In which, once again, the internet manages to surprise no one and I am truly on brand.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers."
July 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers."
When you’re going for Marlene Dietrich, but you have a toddler sized head and end up with Abraham Lincoln.
July 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
When you’re going for Marlene Dietrich, but you have a toddler sized head and end up with Abraham Lincoln.
A few months ago, I joined a gamer by symphony orchestra. Basically, an orchestra that only plays symphonic arrangements of video game music, many done by the members.
They’re all over the US and Canada and maybe elsewhere?
Give the insta that I snagged this from a little love of you’re there still
They’re all over the US and Canada and maybe elsewhere?
Give the insta that I snagged this from a little love of you’re there still
July 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
A few months ago, I joined a gamer by symphony orchestra. Basically, an orchestra that only plays symphonic arrangements of video game music, many done by the members.
They’re all over the US and Canada and maybe elsewhere?
Give the insta that I snagged this from a little love of you’re there still
They’re all over the US and Canada and maybe elsewhere?
Give the insta that I snagged this from a little love of you’re there still
When you’re married 23 years, this is what hosting an anniversary party looks like.
June 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When you’re married 23 years, this is what hosting an anniversary party looks like.
13/10 will accept all doggo photos.
I realized that my teen is really almost an adult because my camera roll is basically the exact same pictures of my dogs instead of the exact same pictures of my kid.
At least I’m consistent 🤣
Paying the pupper tax
I realized that my teen is really almost an adult because my camera roll is basically the exact same pictures of my dogs instead of the exact same pictures of my kid.
At least I’m consistent 🤣
Paying the pupper tax
June 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
13/10 will accept all doggo photos.
I realized that my teen is really almost an adult because my camera roll is basically the exact same pictures of my dogs instead of the exact same pictures of my kid.
At least I’m consistent 🤣
Paying the pupper tax
I realized that my teen is really almost an adult because my camera roll is basically the exact same pictures of my dogs instead of the exact same pictures of my kid.
At least I’m consistent 🤣
Paying the pupper tax
If I were a Pokemon, I’d be a Toxel. He’s tiny. He looks grumpy tired. And when you click on him in Pokemon Go his attack is basically a temper tantrum.
June 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If I were a Pokemon, I’d be a Toxel. He’s tiny. He looks grumpy tired. And when you click on him in Pokemon Go his attack is basically a temper tantrum.
Instacart out in these streets choosing violence today.
Ouch.
Ouch.
June 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Instacart out in these streets choosing violence today.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Spent Knit in Public Day at a local Pride event.
For us who didn’t know queerness was a spectrum not a binary - whether you’re bi, pan, ace, or enby - I see you.
We didn’t fit in a box - straight, lesbian, gay, woman, man.
For those of us who still struggle to feel “queer” enough- I see you.
For us who didn’t know queerness was a spectrum not a binary - whether you’re bi, pan, ace, or enby - I see you.
We didn’t fit in a box - straight, lesbian, gay, woman, man.
For those of us who still struggle to feel “queer” enough- I see you.
June 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Spent Knit in Public Day at a local Pride event.
For us who didn’t know queerness was a spectrum not a binary - whether you’re bi, pan, ace, or enby - I see you.
We didn’t fit in a box - straight, lesbian, gay, woman, man.
For those of us who still struggle to feel “queer” enough- I see you.
For us who didn’t know queerness was a spectrum not a binary - whether you’re bi, pan, ace, or enby - I see you.
We didn’t fit in a box - straight, lesbian, gay, woman, man.
For those of us who still struggle to feel “queer” enough- I see you.
Y'know what? The world may be a trash fire - but I believe in you. And you should believe in you.
And here, now you have a song to sing to yourself all day long.
And here, now you have a song to sing to yourself all day long.
June 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Y'know what? The world may be a trash fire - but I believe in you. And you should believe in you.
And here, now you have a song to sing to yourself all day long.
And here, now you have a song to sing to yourself all day long.
If you can't handle me at literal LinkedIn shit posting, you don't deserve me at excellent cybersecurity marketing content.
May 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If you can't handle me at literal LinkedIn shit posting, you don't deserve me at excellent cybersecurity marketing content.
Teen called Husbeast fat as a joke.
I made a threat.
I made a calendar appointment.
Future Me is going to be really really confused.
I made a threat.
I made a calendar appointment.
Future Me is going to be really really confused.
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Teen called Husbeast fat as a joke.
I made a threat.
I made a calendar appointment.
Future Me is going to be really really confused.
I made a threat.
I made a calendar appointment.
Future Me is going to be really really confused.
I do not often leave Google reviews unless it’s someplace that my friends own
May 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I do not often leave Google reviews unless it’s someplace that my friends own
I don’t know who needs this today, but fresh bread filled with melted cheese - a cheese boat if you will - exists in the world.
Go out and choose joy people.
Go out and choose joy people.
May 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don’t know who needs this today, but fresh bread filled with melted cheese - a cheese boat if you will - exists in the world.
Go out and choose joy people.
Go out and choose joy people.
Just me warming up for my Thursday.
Get out there and get back on your shit, whatever it is.
Or like, don’t.
Fuck the Man.
Get out there and get back on your shit, whatever it is.
Or like, don’t.
Fuck the Man.
May 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Just me warming up for my Thursday.
Get out there and get back on your shit, whatever it is.
Or like, don’t.
Fuck the Man.
Get out there and get back on your shit, whatever it is.
Or like, don’t.
Fuck the Man.
On March 22, 2025 I put this tiny resin crow in Teen’s LEGO build.
Tonight, May 5, 2025 we have this conversation:
Teen: Yo
Me: What?
Teen: I found the friggin crow in my LEGO base
Me: What’re you talking about? 😇
Teen: Don’t even.
Tonight, May 5, 2025 we have this conversation:
Teen: Yo
Me: What?
Teen: I found the friggin crow in my LEGO base
Me: What’re you talking about? 😇
Teen: Don’t even.
May 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
On March 22, 2025 I put this tiny resin crow in Teen’s LEGO build.
Tonight, May 5, 2025 we have this conversation:
Teen: Yo
Me: What?
Teen: I found the friggin crow in my LEGO base
Me: What’re you talking about? 😇
Teen: Don’t even.
Tonight, May 5, 2025 we have this conversation:
Teen: Yo
Me: What?
Teen: I found the friggin crow in my LEGO base
Me: What’re you talking about? 😇
Teen: Don’t even.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
May 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Did I spend over an hour today trying to figure out how to get a Steam game for focus that only runs on Windows to work on my Mac? Yes.
Because I am focused, just ... not on the right things.
Also, my commitment to cute animals is truly inspiring. I learned all about Windows overlay apps.
Because I am focused, just ... not on the right things.
Also, my commitment to cute animals is truly inspiring. I learned all about Windows overlay apps.
May 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Did I spend over an hour today trying to figure out how to get a Steam game for focus that only runs on Windows to work on my Mac? Yes.
Because I am focused, just ... not on the right things.
Also, my commitment to cute animals is truly inspiring. I learned all about Windows overlay apps.
Because I am focused, just ... not on the right things.
Also, my commitment to cute animals is truly inspiring. I learned all about Windows overlay apps.
I mean, when you compare this to the portrait of Francis Scott Key on Wikipedia, at least they kinda got the nose right but I refer you once again to:
But WHY?
I just have So Many Questions.
But WHY?
I just have So Many Questions.
April 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I mean, when you compare this to the portrait of Francis Scott Key on Wikipedia, at least they kinda got the nose right but I refer you once again to:
But WHY?
I just have So Many Questions.
But WHY?
I just have So Many Questions.
Found in a claw machine at a rest stop on the Mass Pike.
Why even does this exist in all its cursed glory?
And who even thought this would be an idea, let alone a … not bad one? 🤣🤣
Why even does this exist in all its cursed glory?
And who even thought this would be an idea, let alone a … not bad one? 🤣🤣
April 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Found in a claw machine at a rest stop on the Mass Pike.
Why even does this exist in all its cursed glory?
And who even thought this would be an idea, let alone a … not bad one? 🤣🤣
Why even does this exist in all its cursed glory?
And who even thought this would be an idea, let alone a … not bad one? 🤣🤣
If you're not shitposting on LinkedIn for funsies, are you even linking in?
April 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If you're not shitposting on LinkedIn for funsies, are you even linking in?
Did you know that there gamer symphony orchestras in the world?
One of them is an hour and a half from me but I will absolutely rehearse once a week because this is my jam and my people.
Choose joy motherfuckers.
Choose.
Joy.
One of them is an hour and a half from me but I will absolutely rehearse once a week because this is my jam and my people.
Choose joy motherfuckers.
Choose.
Joy.
April 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Did you know that there gamer symphony orchestras in the world?
One of them is an hour and a half from me but I will absolutely rehearse once a week because this is my jam and my people.
Choose joy motherfuckers.
Choose.
Joy.
One of them is an hour and a half from me but I will absolutely rehearse once a week because this is my jam and my people.
Choose joy motherfuckers.
Choose.
Joy.