Lady Allayne
@allayne.bsky.social
Anti-corruption, pro-European, sweary granny. Thankful we've finally got rid of that shower from Westminster. Slave to a cat. Never admit to having kids & yes, my picture is an AI version of me 😊
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook 😳
February 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook 😳
😡😡😡😡 Surely they won't let him get away with this?
February 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
😡😡😡😡 Surely they won't let him get away with this?
God, you must be in a bad way financially if you put a Disney car seat up for sale at £15 & someone messages you, will you accept a tenner?
January 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
God, you must be in a bad way financially if you put a Disney car seat up for sale at £15 & someone messages you, will you accept a tenner?
Complete media blackout for me. Work, babysitting this one 👇 & applying for some accreditation was my agenda for yesterday. Far better for my soul 🙂
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Complete media blackout for me. Work, babysitting this one 👇 & applying for some accreditation was my agenda for yesterday. Far better for my soul 🙂
For my friends across the pond ❤️
January 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
For my friends across the pond ❤️
When the baby falls over in playgroup & bruises her cheek & then gets her mummy to facetime you, so you can sing the "Ouchy Ouchy, Ouchy, can you help my boo boo?" song for her... That!
January 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When the baby falls over in playgroup & bruises her cheek & then gets her mummy to facetime you, so you can sing the "Ouchy Ouchy, Ouchy, can you help my boo boo?" song for her... That!
Interesting stats & ones @nigelfarage01.bsky.social needs to take responsibility for.
January 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Interesting stats & ones @nigelfarage01.bsky.social needs to take responsibility for.
Baby's first snow outing that she's properly aware of 🥰
January 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Baby's first snow outing that she's properly aware of 🥰
Ooops... Children had their own child-sized trolleys. The granddaughter was a menace apparently & mammy said she ran over three pensioners 🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
It did make me chuckle!
It did make me chuckle!
December 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Ooops... Children had their own child-sized trolleys. The granddaughter was a menace apparently & mammy said she ran over three pensioners 🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
It did make me chuckle!
It did make me chuckle!
Here's a pic of my dad with my mum wearing his Barbarian tie.
December 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Here's a pic of my dad with my mum wearing his Barbarian tie.
Fixture list from the Barbarian website. Dad is listed on there :)
December 29, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Fixture list from the Barbarian website. Dad is listed on there :)
How on earth do these fucking idiots get past puberty? I don't teach anymore but even so....
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 PM
How on earth do these fucking idiots get past puberty? I don't teach anymore but even so....
Oh yes very much so. Just toned it down over time.
December 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Oh yes very much so. Just toned it down over time.
Ah that's my friend Anne 🤣🤣🤣. She lived in number 21. I lived in number 6. We're often asked if we're sisters. This is us a couple of weeks ago at Bath Christmas market. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
December 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Ah that's my friend Anne 🤣🤣🤣. She lived in number 21. I lived in number 6. We're often asked if we're sisters. This is us a couple of weeks ago at Bath Christmas market. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
My daughter thought this would be a funny Christmas present. Honestly, I knew he was dangerous but ..... 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
December 27, 2024 at 9:42 AM
My daughter thought this would be a funny Christmas present. Honestly, I knew he was dangerous but ..... 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Merry Christmas everyone. Wishing you all a peaceful holiday ❣️
December 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Merry Christmas everyone. Wishing you all a peaceful holiday ❣️
I don't think I can even bring myself to reply to this... 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
December 24, 2024 at 9:24 AM
I don't think I can even bring myself to reply to this... 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Coffee & walnut cake completed.
December 23, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Coffee & walnut cake completed.
Bread & butter pudding has turned out well too 😋
December 22, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Bread & butter pudding has turned out well too 😋
Cake cooking has commenced. I have a list from the family this year. These are the cooling sultanas from the boiled fruit cake. One for the hubby (sugar free) & father (not sugar free) - remind me not to get them mixed up!
December 22, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Cake cooking has commenced. I have a list from the family this year. These are the cooling sultanas from the boiled fruit cake. One for the hubby (sugar free) & father (not sugar free) - remind me not to get them mixed up!
I needed cheering up. Infection is taking a while to disappear. Cue my grandson's Christmas football photo (yes permission to share). I think it's hilarious 😂
December 18, 2024 at 9:03 AM
I needed cheering up. Infection is taking a while to disappear. Cue my grandson's Christmas football photo (yes permission to share). I think it's hilarious 😂
He had fibre glass type stuff applied to his corneas to strengthen them 😬. Very brave & all as they want them to be thankfully (he's 33 mind & 6ft 6 🤣🤣). I've cancelled my appointments tomorrow & Wednesday so I can rest. Thank you 🙏
December 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
He had fibre glass type stuff applied to his corneas to strengthen them 😬. Very brave & all as they want them to be thankfully (he's 33 mind & 6ft 6 🤣🤣). I've cancelled my appointments tomorrow & Wednesday so I can rest. Thank you 🙏