Lady Allayne
@allayne.bsky.social
Anti-corruption, pro-European, sweary granny. Thankful we've finally got rid of that shower from Westminster. Slave to a cat. Never admit to having kids & yes, my picture is an AI version of me 😊
I've not been here in a while cause work got crazily busy but I'm still challenging idiot people who post right wing, screamy sound bites. I asked one what Labour had sold to trigger the accusation of treason, cause I'm genuinely interested, and got blocked instead. 🤣🤣
May 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I've not been here in a while cause work got crazily busy but I'm still challenging idiot people who post right wing, screamy sound bites. I asked one what Labour had sold to trigger the accusation of treason, cause I'm genuinely interested, and got blocked instead. 🤣🤣
Ripped off by Government legislation again. Did you know that if you unknowingly pay a double TV licence in the UK, they don't have to give you any money back. We're owed about £1,000 & they'll only refund £300 as a "goodwill gesture". That's stealing!!!
March 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ripped off by Government legislation again. Did you know that if you unknowingly pay a double TV licence in the UK, they don't have to give you any money back. We're owed about £1,000 & they'll only refund £300 as a "goodwill gesture". That's stealing!!!
When you have to eat 2 chocolate tea cakes just to make sure you have enough foil so it can be recycled. That!
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March 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
When you have to eat 2 chocolate tea cakes just to make sure you have enough foil so it can be recycled. That!
I'm watching an "annoying ad" telling me about a game with no annoying ads in it. You can't make it up 🙈
March 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'm watching an "annoying ad" telling me about a game with no annoying ads in it. You can't make it up 🙈
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook 😳
February 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook 😳
😡😡😡😡 Surely they won't let him get away with this?
February 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
😡😡😡😡 Surely they won't let him get away with this?
So, what does everyone make of the MI6 agent who says money changed hands over the Brexit vote? And this was the reason that Johnson refused to publish the Russian report before the election.
February 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So, what does everyone make of the MI6 agent who says money changed hands over the Brexit vote? And this was the reason that Johnson refused to publish the Russian report before the election.
OMG I've learned something new today. The last guillotine execution was in 1977!!!
February 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
OMG I've learned something new today. The last guillotine execution was in 1977!!!
My very best bargain ever though was from B&M. I needed a new large pedal bin. Picked one up & took it to the check out. £12.99. Except it was old stock & they cldn't find it on the system. Ended up paying a whole .. Wait for it ... Drum roll ... 10p .. 2 much hassle to put it back thru the system.
January 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My very best bargain ever though was from B&M. I needed a new large pedal bin. Picked one up & took it to the check out. £12.99. Except it was old stock & they cldn't find it on the system. Ended up paying a whole .. Wait for it ... Drum roll ... 10p .. 2 much hassle to put it back thru the system.
God, you must be in a bad way financially if you put a Disney car seat up for sale at £15 & someone messages you, will you accept a tenner?
January 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
God, you must be in a bad way financially if you put a Disney car seat up for sale at £15 & someone messages you, will you accept a tenner?
I've been on a bit of a media blackout today. Whilst it's very important to remember what happened during the war, it's my birthday & I really don't want my whole day filled with it. ☹️
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January 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I've been on a bit of a media blackout today. Whilst it's very important to remember what happened during the war, it's my birthday & I really don't want my whole day filled with it. ☹️
Yes, I did turn off the TV & boycotted THAT event yesterday if you're wondering. 💪🙏
January 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Yes, I did turn off the TV & boycotted THAT event yesterday if you're wondering. 💪🙏
For my friends across the pond ❤️
January 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
For my friends across the pond ❤️
So fed up on the other place of people telling me I'm talking bollox when I pull them up on boycotting whole companies just cause the owner is a prat. You play with people livelihoods - employees & suppliers all have mortgages to pay too idiots. Moving jobs may not be an option!
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So fed up on the other place of people telling me I'm talking bollox when I pull them up on boycotting whole companies just cause the owner is a prat. You play with people livelihoods - employees & suppliers all have mortgages to pay too idiots. Moving jobs may not be an option!
When the baby falls over in playgroup & bruises her cheek & then gets her mummy to facetime you, so you can sing the "Ouchy Ouchy, Ouchy, can you help my boo boo?" song for her... That!
January 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When the baby falls over in playgroup & bruises her cheek & then gets her mummy to facetime you, so you can sing the "Ouchy Ouchy, Ouchy, can you help my boo boo?" song for her... That!
🤞🤞🤞that those close to the Californian fires & those fighting them & helping out stay safe 🤞🤞🤞
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
🤞🤞🤞that those close to the Californian fires & those fighting them & helping out stay safe 🤞🤞🤞
Oooh my dad has finally finished the new Jack Reacher book. (I bought it for Christmas) & I can now get my hands on it...
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January 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Oooh my dad has finally finished the new Jack Reacher book. (I bought it for Christmas) & I can now get my hands on it...
I'm reading a thread on how Russia denied they were going to invade Ukraine & half way through my scroll, I get an advert for the game 'Forge of Empire' 🤦♀️🤦♀️. Someone has a sick sense of humour!
January 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I'm reading a thread on how Russia denied they were going to invade Ukraine & half way through my scroll, I get an advert for the game 'Forge of Empire' 🤦♀️🤦♀️. Someone has a sick sense of humour!
Interesting stats & ones @nigelfarage01.bsky.social needs to take responsibility for.
January 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Interesting stats & ones @nigelfarage01.bsky.social needs to take responsibility for.
Baby's first snow outing that she's properly aware of 🥰
January 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Baby's first snow outing that she's properly aware of 🥰
Finally put a post up on my old business Twitter feed (refuse to call it X), telling everyone I'm no longer using it for business. I have to leave it up for a while, so I can't close my account completely yet! It'll come though...
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January 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Finally put a post up on my old business Twitter feed (refuse to call it X), telling everyone I'm no longer using it for business. I have to leave it up for a while, so I can't close my account completely yet! It'll come though...
Ooops... Children had their own child-sized trolleys. The granddaughter was a menace apparently & mammy said she ran over three pensioners 🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
It did make me chuckle!
It did make me chuckle!
December 31, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Ooops... Children had their own child-sized trolleys. The granddaughter was a menace apparently & mammy said she ran over three pensioners 🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
It did make me chuckle!
It did make me chuckle!
How on earth do these fucking idiots get past puberty? I don't teach anymore but even so....
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 PM
How on earth do these fucking idiots get past puberty? I don't teach anymore but even so....
Please do give me a nudge if you've followed me & I've missed it. No DMs please & no bios or posts are likely to result in me not following back.
December 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Please do give me a nudge if you've followed me & I've missed it. No DMs please & no bios or posts are likely to result in me not following back.