Allan Whyte
allanrw.bsky.social
Allan Whyte
@allanrw.bsky.social
Oh it's the man village
6 music doing a 2015 thing for Tame Impala (not sure why either) but finding out Carrie and Lowell came out a decade ago has me with my head in my hands.
July 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Pleased that my hatred of the salt path as a book seems to be potentially justified. Almost every page has insufferable nonsense.
July 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
On the old place I occasionally posted about wanting Russell Martin to be Rangers manager just for the seethe regarding his personal life and my goodness I was not wrong
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Sportsound cutting from Easter Road just as it gets into full voice with Sunshine on Leith. Producer should be sacked.
March 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Roses are red
Bonnyriggs where they're from
Elliott blames the deduction
Whenever he gets it wrong
It's time once again for our annual Valentine's Day competition!

Whoever *quote-posts* this with the best Scottish football themed Valentine's poem wins £100 for a charity of their choice.

Roses are red
Violets are dark
And boy did we piss ourselves
When Rangers lost to Queen’s Park
February 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Insert "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
January 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Danny Dyer saying Tennents is a decent beer is all the Christmas I need.
December 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
While the AI aspect is horrendous, someone needs to show this to Rodgers and ask him about it, I'm 90% sure he'll immediately say it's real.
There are a lot of good artists, writers and other creative people involved in Scottish football, almost none of whom make a secure living out of it.

Creating AI slop should be an instant block, no matter the platform. Keep it out of Scottish football and culture
December 19, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Have long been a supporter of all weather pitches in Scottish football.

As I walk down to Newtown tonight with two down jackets on and I'm fairly certain a world record for pairs of socks worn, it's high time pitches that allow football to be played in this weather are removed from the game.
December 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
This is Jess Mariano
The mugshot of Luigi Mangione has been released.
December 10, 2024 at 8:07 AM
16 hours on trains for seven hours of meetings this week. Sickening.
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Yer old da walked from Lithgae to Bo'ness steaming this item last week, spotted a house from Scotland's Home of the Year on the way and got so angry at their claim of being Linlithgow that he ended up in their garden having a mental rant to himself.

Taking a different route today.
November 22, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Hate to tell the zero people reading, but your not "brat" your just sad and alone, next question please.
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Reposted by Allan Whyte
November 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Football much better if you pretend it doesn't exist and go for pints and chips
November 16, 2024 at 6:21 PM
After struggling to get into the game at all against Portugal last time out at Hampden, that was a proper statement of intent performance from Doak. Magnificent seeing him repeatedly toast a £75 million defender.
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
A perfect angel
November 14, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Blue sky is the platform to confess that I love almost anything Adrian Chiles is involved with, including watching working lunch during the school break immediately after El Nombre
Inside I am smiling. So why do I always look so miserable? | Adrian Chiles
I have a chronic case of resting not-happy face. But everything I try just makes it worse, says Adrian Chiles
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November 13, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Only disappointment from tonight is the EK fans on pie and bovril will be even more insufferable, which I didn't think was possible
November 12, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Never thought I'd find myself trying to use Bonnyrigg Rose pitch drama to find folk to follow on a new social media platform but here we are.
November 12, 2024 at 5:59 PM