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Hair Stylist - Don't bother, I already hate myself.
They think DEI means you got the job BECAUSE you're a minority. We should be clarifying that DEI means you didn't NOT get the job because you're a minority.
February 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm going to share it everyday
January 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They say they're worried about China spying on you, while the US government has been actually spying on you for over 20 years.
January 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I just want to be one of the gay Chinese men in my wife's Danmei novels.
January 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Nailed it
January 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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One of my dissertation chapters had a tentative working title of “did the internet create annoying people, or just make it easier for existing annoying people to find and annoy me?”

The answer is yes.
January 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Best part about owning your own business that is LGBTQ+ focused is getting to publicly talk shit back to the bigots that comment on our posts.

My favorite is when they call us Predators and I remind them we're not a Church.
January 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
They can ban TikTok but can't give you clean water or health care.
January 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Alucard is the Palindrome for Dracula.

Where have I been this whole time??
January 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Very true...
January 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Yeah you know what we’re not going to do as another pandemic looms on the horizon?? This ableist nonsense about age and pre-existing conditions that is meant to trick people into not caring about each other enough to disregard basic public health precautions.
January 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Law Schools across the country should be scratching out any reference in any text, syllabus, lecture, or publication that references “no man is above the law”, because that has proven to be a giant pile of ridiculously incorrect shit.
January 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Financial statement today reminded me HOW GREAT IT IS when folks request that their libraries acquire books. 😍

Seriously, if you want a totally free-to-you way to help an author, submit a request with your local library. Those sales help us so much, in whatever format.
January 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
BlueSky was about not censoring our voices, so why do I have to uncensor everything through the Moderation page?
January 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
And peacefully let back into office
January 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just become a Whistleblower.
Seriously thinking about getting kidnapped and left for dead in an abandoned warehouse.
January 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They say Democrats should have run a more viable candidate.. more viable than who? DONALD DICK BAG TRUMP? Real high bar there. Shit was rigged.
January 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I can't move to most countries because I have a misdemeanor, but this felon can run the United States of Corporations
January 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Cartoonist Peter Steiner
💯🎯

#StandwithAnn
January 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They're not saying 2024 was rigged, because they're probably getting money out of it.
January 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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January 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If everyone cancelled their Health insurance and stopped using Amazon that would actually make a difference, but no one is willing to talk about that.

Shit, I pay $750 a month for insurance just to have my doctor tell me my chest pains are anxiety, so what do I care anymore about insurance?
January 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM