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Allan Girvan
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Glasgow born and bred. Full-time servant to a wee black cat.
No he didn't.

He called for their execution.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
In Thatcher's day, he would definitely have been described as "wet".

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October 16, 2025 at 10:31 AM
ColumbUS day??

Dammit. I got it wrong again!
October 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
No 101

Dobbin.
October 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Massive turnout at the Tory party conference.

Here's Mel Stride explaining to the hard-of-thinking how he's going to fix everything.
October 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I think you'll find that the Egyptians beat you to it by a few thousand years:-
August 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Woo!

That's a whole 0.17% increase!
February 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The server that generates the "Mentions" list is down:-
January 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
29/40. Not too bad. I suppose.
December 24, 2024 at 8:14 PM