Allan Bloomfield
@allanbloomfield.bsky.social
Bankruptcy lawyer in Queens, New York. Old enough to have lived in several different countries, all of them called the United States of America.
All I want to know is what are the best apples for apple pie?
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All I want to know is what are the best apples for apple pie?
The guests could not see into the kitchen where I did my work. After they ate they kept asking which restaurant the food had been ordered from and would not believe I had made it all. 2/2
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The guests could not see into the kitchen where I did my work. After they ate they kept asking which restaurant the food had been ordered from and would not believe I had made it all. 2/2
At a gathering at a friend’s home, I prepared an entire buffet of Chinese food from scratch. I had taken a class in Chinese cooking and my teacher helped me plan it all. 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
At a gathering at a friend’s home, I prepared an entire buffet of Chinese food from scratch. I had taken a class in Chinese cooking and my teacher helped me plan it all. 1/2
One thing musk will never have is enough.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One thing musk will never have is enough.
Find the knob that turns up your dashboard lights and turn it all the way up and see if that helps
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Find the knob that turns up your dashboard lights and turn it all the way up and see if that helps
You can’t haunt a person with no soul.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You can’t haunt a person with no soul.
I have always voted for the best candidate. It just so happens that that was always a democrat. So I am registered as a democrat. I have long thought of changing to independent, but that would deny me the chance to vote for AOC over Chuck Schumer.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have always voted for the best candidate. It just so happens that that was always a democrat. So I am registered as a democrat. I have long thought of changing to independent, but that would deny me the chance to vote for AOC over Chuck Schumer.
When asked, they will say they hadn’t read the legislation yet.
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When asked, they will say they hadn’t read the legislation yet.
How does one use the list to block them all at once?
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
How does one use the list to block them all at once?
And when the kids run out of scotch tape, they’ll use up all of your Band-Aids
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And when the kids run out of scotch tape, they’ll use up all of your Band-Aids
It has to do with something in the water in Flushing
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It has to do with something in the water in Flushing
At least we won’t have the Mets to torture us with two straight losses now.
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
At least we won’t have the Mets to torture us with two straight losses now.
They also need people for whom the most important thing is something other than keeping their seat in the briefing room.
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They also need people for whom the most important thing is something other than keeping their seat in the briefing room.
Who will they sell the millions of cars to?
September 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Who will they sell the millions of cars to?
All I want to know is which Apple is the best for Apple pie. Notice how the iPhone capitalizes the word Apple.
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
All I want to know is which Apple is the best for Apple pie. Notice how the iPhone capitalizes the word Apple.
The donuts are usually stale so they dropped that part of the name.
August 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The donuts are usually stale so they dropped that part of the name.
They wanted a Democratic version of Joe Rogan. No such thing will ever exist. What does exist is a Democratic version of Donald Trump. His name is Andrew Cuomo.
August 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
They wanted a Democratic version of Joe Rogan. No such thing will ever exist. What does exist is a Democratic version of Donald Trump. His name is Andrew Cuomo.
The Repubs would confirm a ham sandwich.
August 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The Repubs would confirm a ham sandwich.
Don’t hock me a chaynik. My bube’s favorite expression
July 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Don’t hock me a chaynik. My bube’s favorite expression
I question everything they say. If they say this is MARK from… I asked them to repeat their name a few times. Then when they tell me where they’re from, I might ask them. Who is that? Why are you calling me? Where are you located? eventually you can get them to hang up
July 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I question everything they say. If they say this is MARK from… I asked them to repeat their name a few times. Then when they tell me where they’re from, I might ask them. Who is that? Why are you calling me? Where are you located? eventually you can get them to hang up
Alina Haba was unavailable?
July 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Alina Haba was unavailable?
When I go to the stadium, I’m there to watch the players. Not the owners. It’s the players that bring in the fans; they should get the money.
July 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I go to the stadium, I’m there to watch the players. Not the owners. It’s the players that bring in the fans; they should get the money.