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@alkhemist.bsky.social
Father, Scientist, MUFC and other dull stuff. Retweets are not necessarily an endorsement. BF to lovely, lovely, 🧀 and 🍰 eating lovely. He/Him/They
Dad, there’s a Halloween costume I want which is £25 and it’s a bat costume which I can wear for multiple hallowe’ens and I want to wear it casually as well.

Said costume...

'casually as well'

I think my daughter no. 3 is turning into @vimtotime.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:20 AM
As it's now December, it is time to remember the best Christmas advert ever...

#FuckYouLittleBear
December 2, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 10:09 AM
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
😶

#GBBO
November 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Out for a walk with (step) daughters no. 2 and 3...
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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December 24, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Barrista skill level: Snowman points to a comet...
December 8, 2023 at 8:39 AM
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December 3, 2023 at 9:57 AM
My phone is taking all precautions... 😂 🎅 🎄
December 1, 2023 at 9:50 AM
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November 30, 2023 at 7:10 AM
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November 29, 2023 at 7:20 AM
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November 28, 2023 at 10:56 AM
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November 27, 2023 at 12:50 PM
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November 26, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Futuristic...
... Aardvark submarine with lasers
... Hotdog space rocket with aliens
November 25, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Don't mind if I do...
November 25, 2023 at 9:42 AM
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November 25, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Pfffft! 😂
November 24, 2023 at 11:16 AM
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November 24, 2023 at 7:30 AM
Halloween Birthday party tonight...
October 21, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Barrista skill level: Free Willy...
October 16, 2023 at 8:15 AM
Barrista skill level: A whole new world...
October 15, 2023 at 9:34 AM