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Father, Scientist, MUFC and other dull stuff. Retweets are not necessarily an endorsement. BF to lovely, lovely, 🧀 and 🍰 eating lovely. He/Him/They
Dad, there’s a Halloween costume I want which is £25 and it’s a bat costume which I can wear for multiple hallowe’ens and I want to wear it casually as well.

Said costume...

'casually as well'

I think my daughter no. 3 is turning into @vimtotime.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:20 AM
As it's now December, it is time to remember the best Christmas advert ever...

#FuckYouLittleBear
December 2, 2024 at 6:06 PM
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 10:09 AM
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
😶

#GBBO
November 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Why does it feel like it should be Friday! 😫
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
People who watch Celebrity Jungle would happily watch Christians being eaten by lions.
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Flu vaccine time! 💉 😷
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
ISS over the UK tomorrow...

Time: Mon Nov 18 6:19 PM, Visible: 3 min, Max Height: 47°, Appears: 10° above SW, Disappears: 47° above S
November 17, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Out for a walk with (step) daughters no. 2 and 3...
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 PM
@aliceinwineland.bsky.social Happy Birthday Alice, have a smashing day. 🎂 🎉 🍷
November 16, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Going again to this year's Birmingham MCM with daughter no. 1 (this year she is going as Kaonashi - No face)

Just seen that one of my favourite actors from Stargate will be there.

Yes! Photo opportunity!

£98

No! Fuck that!
November 15, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Really hating that workforce resource is always behind the curve of business flow.

Doesn't help with moral.
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Brilliant! 🤣

The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets

www.cnn.com/2024/11/14/b...
The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets | CNN Business
Satirical news site The Onion won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ InfoWars.
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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December 24, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Barrista skill level: Snowman points to a comet...
December 8, 2023 at 8:39 AM
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December 3, 2023 at 9:57 AM
My phone is taking all precautions... 😂 🎅 🎄
December 1, 2023 at 9:50 AM
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November 30, 2023 at 7:10 AM