❄️Alyssa Johnson❄️
@aljsinger.bsky.social
That sarcastic mom wondering about life and having fun with her family.
Oscar was amazing at decorating the tree. He jumped right in. It was so much fun.
Yes, he is wearing a Santa Bear hat. IYKYK
Yes, he is wearing a Santa Bear hat. IYKYK
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oscar was amazing at decorating the tree. He jumped right in. It was so much fun.
Yes, he is wearing a Santa Bear hat. IYKYK
Yes, he is wearing a Santa Bear hat. IYKYK
One more sleep and this cold will be gone. What a rough week!
Today is fluffing the Christmas tree & putting up the non-kid ornaments up high. Then tonight, Oscar wants to help decorate, so fun!
Both boys love the jingle bells. Yes, the house is louder but it’s so exciting having all the joy!
Today is fluffing the Christmas tree & putting up the non-kid ornaments up high. Then tonight, Oscar wants to help decorate, so fun!
Both boys love the jingle bells. Yes, the house is louder but it’s so exciting having all the joy!
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One more sleep and this cold will be gone. What a rough week!
Today is fluffing the Christmas tree & putting up the non-kid ornaments up high. Then tonight, Oscar wants to help decorate, so fun!
Both boys love the jingle bells. Yes, the house is louder but it’s so exciting having all the joy!
Today is fluffing the Christmas tree & putting up the non-kid ornaments up high. Then tonight, Oscar wants to help decorate, so fun!
Both boys love the jingle bells. Yes, the house is louder but it’s so exciting having all the joy!
This is Warwick. He is our version of Elf on Shelf. But Warwick just sits and judges you.
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is Warwick. He is our version of Elf on Shelf. But Warwick just sits and judges you.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Yes I bought an obscene amount of hot chocolate
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yes I bought an obscene amount of hot chocolate
I reject the coming forecast! I am not ready. No, No, NO!!!
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I reject the coming forecast! I am not ready. No, No, NO!!!
Amazing concert with David Byrne. Such an awesome mix of media with video back ground, dancing, and instruments. I loved it so much.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Amazing concert with David Byrne. Such an awesome mix of media with video back ground, dancing, and instruments. I loved it so much.
Oscar really likes my crow decoration from Halloween. We might have an issue with them going away for the season.
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oscar really likes my crow decoration from Halloween. We might have an issue with them going away for the season.
Happy Halloween from your friendly, neighborhood Spider-man.
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Halloween from your friendly, neighborhood Spider-man.
Had a blast carving pumpkins with my son, Oscar. He helped with getting all the seeds out of his pumpkin. He did an awesome job.
Jack-o-Lantern theme is Shaun the Sheep - Farmageddon. Featuring Shaun and the Alien.
Jack-o-Lantern theme is Shaun the Sheep - Farmageddon. Featuring Shaun and the Alien.
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Had a blast carving pumpkins with my son, Oscar. He helped with getting all the seeds out of his pumpkin. He did an awesome job.
Jack-o-Lantern theme is Shaun the Sheep - Farmageddon. Featuring Shaun and the Alien.
Jack-o-Lantern theme is Shaun the Sheep - Farmageddon. Featuring Shaun and the Alien.
How I feel today.
September 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
How I feel today.
Today was a great day. Spent it with my parents and my kids. We went to the zoo with my dad. Toddler loved the gorillas and monkeys. Happy with the simple things.
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today was a great day. Spent it with my parents and my kids. We went to the zoo with my dad. Toddler loved the gorillas and monkeys. Happy with the simple things.
You know you watch Ms. Rachel too much when you can recognize Kevin Olusola in a Sesame Street episode.
August 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You know you watch Ms. Rachel too much when you can recognize Kevin Olusola in a Sesame Street episode.
When Bjorn was a puppy. He is 10 now.
June 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
When Bjorn was a puppy. He is 10 now.
Peonies are done for the season so I brought the last ones in to enjoy.
June 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Peonies are done for the season so I brought the last ones in to enjoy.
Our first strawberry of the season. Very excited for more to come in.
June 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Our first strawberry of the season. Very excited for more to come in.
New big boy bed for toddler. Crossing fingers sleep will be ok tonight.
May 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
New big boy bed for toddler. Crossing fingers sleep will be ok tonight.
Puppy pick to try to help
May 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Puppy pick to try to help
Bjorn is the best of boys.
April 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Bjorn is the best of boys.
The Millennial economic safety net.
April 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The Millennial economic safety net.
Omg my husband just sent me this and I almost did a spit take.
April 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Omg my husband just sent me this and I almost did a spit take.
Well this is awkward … Al Franken playing a Senator in The Residence.
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Well this is awkward … Al Franken playing a Senator in The Residence.
I just finished this big project with getting the photos in. So happy with it! I had to hang the frames twice because the first time the 3M strips didn’t stick.
February 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I just finished this big project with getting the photos in. So happy with it! I had to hang the frames twice because the first time the 3M strips didn’t stick.