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alittlebriton
@alittlebriton.bsky.social
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Dinner AND a show.

Internet Filth Wizard, inclusive feminist, meat potato.
She/her. Contains adult language and mature themes.
London is empty with old man.
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I organised a lunch for my parents’ 70/75th with my lovely friend Harry (Masterchef Champion 2025!) and he brought along Hazel as well! Food was astonishingly good.
A lovely family photo with two chefs and Matt, our server, in a bright dining room.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I look cute today
A photo of a brunette woman with green and brown eye makeup and pink glossy lips looking hella cute
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Well, I’m definitely going to miss this.
A photo of a beautiful sandy beach with calm, clear sea and a brilliant blue sky with few clouds. There are islands in the distance.
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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An awesome sticker in Chania
A round sticker with a smiling shirtless man in sunglasses holding a beer. Around this image are the words ‘love beer, hate fascism’
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A sign that says ‘Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions’
September 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Me and my friend Harry, Masterchef Champion 2025
September 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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A meme of a dig looking at a computer and saying ‘what a lovely day on the internet’ before cutting himself off due to shock at what he’s just seen. He then turns to the camera/viewer and says ‘Good lord’ in shock.
September 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Today I went to see Les Tres Riches Heures, an illuminated manuscript that has only been on display twice before because it’s so delicate. It will likely never be on display again. I studied it at university and seeing it in reality was a huge treat. I cried a lot.
A close up of a peasant eating one of the grapes he’s harvesting A close up of musicians playing for a wedding procession A close up of the portrait of le Duc de Berry from the January page The engagement depicted in April, with the happy betrothed couple flanked by her parents
August 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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This looks nothing like me at any other point in my life so who knows why 21 year old me was such an oddity.
A young girl with a brunette bob in a purple sleeveless top looking very 90s with a broad fringe in her face, surround by wine.
August 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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To cheer myself up from the horror of my 12 hour work day, I have promptly bought things I didn't need from the @dropout.tv merch store. I shall soon have my hands on The Chosen One, Gilear!
A plush of a balding elf with yoghurt stains on his shirt and mis-matched socks, getting ready for Fatherhood 2.0. He's most definitely The Chosen One.
August 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Just got a new sushi platter where you put the soy in the shark’s mouth and this is the best thing I’ve ever wasted money on
A blue ceramic platter with a freak white shark’s open mouth and tail popping up out of it like it’s lying on its back
August 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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And then we turned into a dryad and a Druid!
A woman in a sparkly green green dress with vines on her skin and a leaf crown with green makeup standing next to a man in a brown waistcoat and no shirt with leaves crawling up his arms and wearing a branch crown and two antlers. A woman in a sparkly green green dress with vines on her skin and a leaf crown with green makeup standing next to a man in a brown waistcoat and no shirt with leaves crawling up his arms and wearing a branch crown and two antlers.
August 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Am at a fantasy 40th as a fae fawn!!
A woman in a green dress with antlers, flowers in her hair and deer ears hugging a tree and looking both fae and adorable. A woman in a green dress with antlers, flowers in her hair and deer ears making an innocent face and looking both fae and adorable.
August 9, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Husband has bought me this huge beauty because I’ve had a not great time recently and she’s very, very soft and cuddly. Meet Sherbert!
A picture of a pastel tie die huge dragon from Jellycat. Her snoot looks very boopable.
July 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Happy Jaws day!!!! In honour of the 50th anniversary I’m posting this photo of when Tom and I went as ‘Jaws 3D’ to a 1983 party. Enjoy.
A woman dressed in a shark onesie with a half naked attractive man behind her who’s dressed in snorkeling gear and has blood all over him. The woman is growling for some odd reason. Sharks do not growl.
July 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Look at this beach! And yes I went in. Just hiked up my trousers and waded in like a mad woman.
A picture of a large curving beach with golden sand and clear blue water with a few boats moored out to sea. It invites you to go have a paddle.
June 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Plus I now have an amazing hat (ignore my terrible skin, 35 degree heat and spf makes me break out terribly)
A woman in sunglasses with a beige and coral straw fedora looking awesome
June 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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First of the day
An extremely large Aperol Spritz glowing in the sun on a wooden table in San Sebastián
June 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
A picture of a pub called Packet Inn, with the word ‘Fuckin’’ over it so it sounds like Barbara Windsor in Eastenders screeching ‘Fuckin’ pack it in!’
June 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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This is me, super smug face with my hair stylist because look how good my hair looks!
A woman doing smug face and gorgeous wavy hair with another woman behind her who’s very happy about her skill at cutting hair
June 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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So yesterday I painted a playground at a city farm and got to pet goats! Today I am moving like someone who has done manual labour for 50 years.
A woman in sunglasses and a huge smile who is petting a brown and white goat called Blitz
May 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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This is the alarm:
May 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Happy birthday!!!
Sprocket, a cute brown and peach patched tabby cat, photobombing George, a black cat that looks like he’s used to this type of thing. George looking like a gremlin, glomming into Mithril, who doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment
May 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I could not love this lipstick more
A picture of a middle aged brunette chubby woman wearing hella cute purple eye shadow with a lilac-pink blush and Fenty Icy Amethyst lipstick. It sparkles, possibly with sheer joy.
May 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The cutest brown and peach patched tabby you’ll ever see, licking her mouth with a bright pink tongue while reclining in a fluffy grey donut bed. A black cat with green eyes, looking like a gremlin, hugs and gloms onto a seal-point British shorthair who seems resigned to his love.
May 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM