Barbie
@alittlebitdramatic.bsky.social
This is an account for complex social commentary. By which I mean shitposting.
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on vacation and literally unable to stop thinking about neal katyal at burning man
September 4, 2023 at 3:47 AM
on vacation and literally unable to stop thinking about neal katyal at burning man
With all these "trapped at Burning Man" or "I escaped from Burning Man" stories referencing the most random attendees imaginable... I'm beginning to wonder who the fuck wasn't at Burning Man.
September 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
With all these "trapped at Burning Man" or "I escaped from Burning Man" stories referencing the most random attendees imaginable... I'm beginning to wonder who the fuck wasn't at Burning Man.
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reskeet if you think i should be given access to Photoshop for free just because :3
September 1, 2023 at 8:24 PM
reskeet if you think i should be given access to Photoshop for free just because :3
It's funny how "blue check" went from "out of touch semi-affluent left-leaning journalist" coded to "absolutely deranged right winger screaming about white birthrates in South Africa" coded.
July 31, 2023 at 5:58 PM
It's funny how "blue check" went from "out of touch semi-affluent left-leaning journalist" coded to "absolutely deranged right winger screaming about white birthrates in South Africa" coded.
I don't care if you think I'm crazy.
Pilk is actually good.
Pilk is actually good.
July 31, 2023 at 4:51 PM
I don't care if you think I'm crazy.
Pilk is actually good.
Pilk is actually good.
Just like there's that short video about "You're not the guy from Taxi Driver" criticizing the whole sigma phenomenon "literally me" guys we need one for people on Twitter who think they're revolutionaries being surveilled by the CIA.
July 31, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Just like there's that short video about "You're not the guy from Taxi Driver" criticizing the whole sigma phenomenon "literally me" guys we need one for people on Twitter who think they're revolutionaries being surveilled by the CIA.
The worst part of forgetting things from being drunk is getting in drama, complaining about it vaguely somewhere else, but not in enough detail to later identify the drama you were complaining about when you read your message back.
July 31, 2023 at 2:51 PM
The worst part of forgetting things from being drunk is getting in drama, complaining about it vaguely somewhere else, but not in enough detail to later identify the drama you were complaining about when you read your message back.
Honestly I like the way Blue Sky has feeds because it sets you up with "your people" so to speak without necessarily totally silo'ing your interests off from the rest of the website.
July 31, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Honestly I like the way Blue Sky has feeds because it sets you up with "your people" so to speak without necessarily totally silo'ing your interests off from the rest of the website.
Where do I apply for the "CEO of White Women" position?
July 31, 2023 at 1:56 PM
Where do I apply for the "CEO of White Women" position?
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sapiosexuals are all like "come to think of it"
July 31, 2023 at 1:27 PM
sapiosexuals are all like "come to think of it"
Do we have names for what posts on bluesky are yet or are we just going with "post?"
No one explained The Culture to me I just got an invite.
No one explained The Culture to me I just got an invite.
July 31, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Do we have names for what posts on bluesky are yet or are we just going with "post?"
No one explained The Culture to me I just got an invite.
No one explained The Culture to me I just got an invite.
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Twitter after PETA buys it in the bankruptcy fire sale:
ⓘ This user is eating chicken
July 28, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Twitter after PETA buys it in the bankruptcy fire sale:
ⓘ This user is witnessing her first Bluesky Meme
July 28, 2023 at 7:19 PM
ⓘ This user is witnessing her first Bluesky Meme
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her: let's try roleplaying
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
July 28, 2023 at 6:08 PM
her: let's try roleplaying
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
me: can I be a hypochondriac?
her: you got it
me: *suddenly nervous* got what
It's wild how at the end of Barbie, instead of taking her to the real world, Ruth just dumps her in Gotham City, thus proving that Barbie is part of the DCEU. Even crazier when she witnessed Oppenheimer turn into Scarecrow, making both Oppenheimer and the Dark Knight movies part of the DCEU as well.
July 26, 2023 at 3:16 PM
It's wild how at the end of Barbie, instead of taking her to the real world, Ruth just dumps her in Gotham City, thus proving that Barbie is part of the DCEU. Even crazier when she witnessed Oppenheimer turn into Scarecrow, making both Oppenheimer and the Dark Knight movies part of the DCEU as well.
The solution to mental health is just to not think when you're sad. The moment you feel a sad coming on just turn off your brain. The second you start reaching for that pint of ice cream to cry into just shut it down.
It's really this simple. Don't know why more psychs don't recommend this.
It's really this simple. Don't know why more psychs don't recommend this.
July 26, 2023 at 2:58 PM
The solution to mental health is just to not think when you're sad. The moment you feel a sad coming on just turn off your brain. The second you start reaching for that pint of ice cream to cry into just shut it down.
It's really this simple. Don't know why more psychs don't recommend this.
It's really this simple. Don't know why more psychs don't recommend this.
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breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv
July 26, 2023 at 12:25 PM
breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv
Life's a rollercoaster. But not like a fun one. More like one of those that just tries to hard and instead just ends up cracking your neck in vertebras you didn't even know you had.
July 26, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Life's a rollercoaster. But not like a fun one. More like one of those that just tries to hard and instead just ends up cracking your neck in vertebras you didn't even know you had.
Note to self - schedule all future mental breakdownsFriday Nights or Weekends.
Kind of a mood killer to have to immediately go to work after besting your demons, to be honest.
Kind of a mood killer to have to immediately go to work after besting your demons, to be honest.
July 26, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Note to self - schedule all future mental breakdownsFriday Nights or Weekends.
Kind of a mood killer to have to immediately go to work after besting your demons, to be honest.
Kind of a mood killer to have to immediately go to work after besting your demons, to be honest.
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The commitment to free speech is so inspiring
July 26, 2023 at 11:57 AM
The commitment to free speech is so inspiring
I'm sure The Economist will have something definitely not transphobic to glean from this.
LABOUR U-TURNS ON TRANS SELF DECLARATION PLEDGE
https://whatthetrans.com/labour-u-turns-on-trans-self-declaration-pledge/
https://whatthetrans.com/labour-u-turns-on-trans-self-declaration-pledge/
Labour U-Turns On Trans Self Declaration Pledge – What The Trans!?
whatthetrans.com
July 26, 2023 at 2:29 PM
I'm sure The Economist will have something definitely not transphobic to glean from this.