@aliteralsnake.bsky.social
I’m like if a burner account had a relationship with his family
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Who cares if you’d die for me, would you live for me? Would you strive daily to better yourself for me? Would you keep pushing even when you desperately want to give up and admit defeat? For Me?
Cracks me up when I get an email from L*ve N*tion because I’m like wtf do you wa… oh right I work here
July 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Cracks me up when I get an email from L*ve N*tion because I’m like wtf do you wa… oh right I work here
Subscribing to “how to use drums in DAW” online classes using Rezz’ email until she gets the fucking message
May 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Subscribing to “how to use drums in DAW” online classes using Rezz’ email until she gets the fucking message
New rule if you have a liquor license you can’t call your party the afters. That is a club
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
New rule if you have a liquor license you can’t call your party the afters. That is a club
Save me crunchy brunette, save me
April 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Save me crunchy brunette, save me
You watch this video muted and you tell me if you see a stable man
April 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You watch this video muted and you tell me if you see a stable man
Stop thinking about the person you want to date and start thinking about becoming the type of person that the person you want to date would be with
April 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Stop thinking about the person you want to date and start thinking about becoming the type of person that the person you want to date would be with
>>hey bro come listen to this new dubstep artist
>>oh cool is it zeds dead, excision, or skrillex ??
>> ?? Dude there’s lots of dj’s with unique sounds it’s not just those 3?
>> ok let’s listen
>>
>>
>> it’s excision
>>oh cool is it zeds dead, excision, or skrillex ??
>> ?? Dude there’s lots of dj’s with unique sounds it’s not just those 3?
>> ok let’s listen
>>
>>
>> it’s excision
April 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
>>hey bro come listen to this new dubstep artist
>>oh cool is it zeds dead, excision, or skrillex ??
>> ?? Dude there’s lots of dj’s with unique sounds it’s not just those 3?
>> ok let’s listen
>>
>>
>> it’s excision
>>oh cool is it zeds dead, excision, or skrillex ??
>> ?? Dude there’s lots of dj’s with unique sounds it’s not just those 3?
>> ok let’s listen
>>
>>
>> it’s excision
I am tired of being reasonable with republicans moving forward I will be hissing until they leave my presence
April 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am tired of being reasonable with republicans moving forward I will be hissing until they leave my presence
You’re in her DM’s, I’m taking the worst pictures I can of her at the rave. We could never be the same bro
April 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You’re in her DM’s, I’m taking the worst pictures I can of her at the rave. We could never be the same bro
Do not ask me to go to the afters in Phoenix bro they gotta work on the before first 😭😭
April 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Do not ask me to go to the afters in Phoenix bro they gotta work on the before first 😭😭
Everytime I hit a non insomniac festival my main thought is wow insomniac is fucking awesome
April 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Everytime I hit a non insomniac festival my main thought is wow insomniac is fucking awesome
They should make a porn website where it’s just normal fucking porn videos only
April 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
They should make a porn website where it’s just normal fucking porn videos only
I never get pulled over leaving the rave because the police can tell I’m taking ecstasy with a pure heart
April 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I never get pulled over leaving the rave because the police can tell I’m taking ecstasy with a pure heart
Sullivan King son or Matroda booth baddie daughter
March 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sullivan King son or Matroda booth baddie daughter
Me after accidentally telling my homies girl he’s cheating: we are clear from an OPSEC standpoint
March 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me after accidentally telling my homies girl he’s cheating: we are clear from an OPSEC standpoint
This is the biggest sign of a tech bubble I’ve seen yet. This shit is gonna crash
March 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is the biggest sign of a tech bubble I’ve seen yet. This shit is gonna crash
3 day festival at the sphere is crazy work like massive respect but I cannot imagine the ticket prices + hotel prices for Labor Day weekend in Las Vegas like
March 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
3 day festival at the sphere is crazy work like massive respect but I cannot imagine the ticket prices + hotel prices for Labor Day weekend in Las Vegas like
I’m going oompa in her loompa tell she give me the chocolate factory
March 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m going oompa in her loompa tell she give me the chocolate factory
Every couple years I do this thing where I just quit weed and caffeine cold turkey. Sometimes it’s for like 2 weeks, during Covid it was almost 2 full years. Each time I learn the same lesson.
A coffee in the morning and a joint at night fuckin rules bro. Moderation is king
A coffee in the morning and a joint at night fuckin rules bro. Moderation is king
March 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Every couple years I do this thing where I just quit weed and caffeine cold turkey. Sometimes it’s for like 2 weeks, during Covid it was almost 2 full years. Each time I learn the same lesson.
A coffee in the morning and a joint at night fuckin rules bro. Moderation is king
A coffee in the morning and a joint at night fuckin rules bro. Moderation is king
Can’t believe the Secretary of State who was … checks notes…. A Fox News host and had a drinking problem… accidentally sent war plans in a group text to a news reporter. Definitely normal things and not something there should be consequences for !!
March 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Can’t believe the Secretary of State who was … checks notes…. A Fox News host and had a drinking problem… accidentally sent war plans in a group text to a news reporter. Definitely normal things and not something there should be consequences for !!
Chiodos reuniting and then leaving shows after 3 songs because Craig was too fucked up is actually so 2009
March 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Chiodos reuniting and then leaving shows after 3 songs because Craig was too fucked up is actually so 2009
Stop smoking crack with the wacks and come do some lines with the fines
March 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Stop smoking crack with the wacks and come do some lines with the fines
You guys we have a chance to leave edm twt behind and create edm bsky
March 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You guys we have a chance to leave edm twt behind and create edm bsky
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Probably not good that the answer to “which companies would collaborate with a fascist regime that’s trying to kill their employees and customers?” is “basically all of them”
March 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Probably not good that the answer to “which companies would collaborate with a fascist regime that’s trying to kill their employees and customers?” is “basically all of them”