alistairisms
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Awww. Too bad. That's got serious potential.
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Awww. Too bad. That's got serious potential.
I think there's something ahead. Something big.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I think there's something ahead. Something big.
Now? I'm not so sure. But I'm a Grey Warden first, and if I get to stay a Grey Warden I'll take it. Let Anora be queen.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Now? I'm not so sure. But I'm a Grey Warden first, and if I get to stay a Grey Warden I'll take it. Let Anora be queen.
I'm not sure I like any of it, either, but we don't have a lot of choice in the matter.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm not sure I like any of it, either, but we don't have a lot of choice in the matter.
You'd have liked her. You two have a lot in common.
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You'd have liked her. You two have a lot in common.
Well, you're getting it anyway. Killing everything that moves isn't an option!
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Well, you're getting it anyway. Killing everything that moves isn't an option!
Hey! The Wonders of Thedas! Arl Eamon once bought me a miniature golem doll, here... when I was young. Really young.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey! The Wonders of Thedas! Arl Eamon once bought me a miniature golem doll, here... when I was young. Really young.
I get that a lot.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I get that a lot.
Keep an eye out, maybe we'll see one of them.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Keep an eye out, maybe we'll see one of them.
Should I have asked her to write a note?
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Should I have asked her to write a note?
I didn't just hear you say that. You're going to let him live? After everything he's done?! Kill him, already!
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I didn't just hear you say that. You're going to let him live? After everything he's done?! Kill him, already!
One thing has nothing to do with the other.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One thing has nothing to do with the other.
So, I'm curious: Have you ever actually encountered darkspawn before?
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
So, I'm curious: Have you ever actually encountered darkspawn before?
I hope you're right.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I hope you're right.
I'd gladly return the favor, if you'll let me.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'd gladly return the favor, if you'll let me.
Who...? Wait. I do know you. You were at my Joining.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who...? Wait. I do know you. You were at my Joining.
I... I guess this is goodbye. I had no idea it would end like this for us.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I... I guess this is goodbye. I had no idea it would end like this for us.
I have bandages in my pack.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I have bandages in my pack.
You could just be saying that for my benefit, too, I don't know. I guess there's not much I can do, as long as you're still fighting the Blight. I hope that's still your intention, anyhow.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You could just be saying that for my benefit, too, I don't know. I guess there's not much I can do, as long as you're still fighting the Blight. I hope that's still your intention, anyhow.
The thing is, when we killed the Archdemon… we discovered that might not be as set in stone as we thought.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The thing is, when we killed the Archdemon… we discovered that might not be as set in stone as we thought.
I don't know that at all, no. You'll have to do better than that, I think.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I don't know that at all, no. You'll have to do better than that, I think.
I wish your son were still here to fill the role himself. As it is, it's just a start. I promise you that.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I wish your son were still here to fill the role himself. As it is, it's just a start. I promise you that.
We soil our drawers, that's what.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We soil our drawers, that's what.
Wait, I do know who you are. You're Duncan's new recruit, from Orzammar.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wait, I do know who you are. You're Duncan's new recruit, from Orzammar.