alistairisms
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fresh alistair quotes four times a day
Now let's get back to... what we were up to before. Lest I forget why we're here.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Now let's get back to... what we were up to before. Lest I forget why we're here.
Whoa! Whoa! Awkward!
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Whoa! Whoa! Awkward!
Beyond that, he's a good man. A good judge of character. I owe him a lot.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Beyond that, he's a good man. A good judge of character. I owe him a lot.
Err... what does that have to do with card games?
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Err... what does that have to do with card games?
Ow. Maybe true, but... ow.
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Ow. Maybe true, but... ow.
I know what you intended. I wanted to help you, but you’ve made it impossible.
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I know what you intended. I wanted to help you, but you’ve made it impossible.
Well there it is. Lothering. Pretty as a painting.
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Well there it is. Lothering. Pretty as a painting.
Well, living in the Chantry, is... not exactly a life for rambunctious boys. They taught me to be a gentleman, especially in the presence of beautiful women such as yourself. That's not so bad, is it?
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Well, living in the Chantry, is... not exactly a life for rambunctious boys. They taught me to be a gentleman, especially in the presence of beautiful women such as yourself. That's not so bad, is it?
Look, this means a lot to the Ladies of Denerim. They've been knitting for weeks. Weeks. Like old ladies possessed. You don't want to disappoint them, do you?
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Look, this means a lot to the Ladies of Denerim. They've been knitting for weeks. Weeks. Like old ladies possessed. You don't want to disappoint them, do you?
I suppose that's true.
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I suppose that's true.
And that's not the only reason. You know how I feel about you.
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
And that's not the only reason. You know how I feel about you.
Truly? But you kill people. For money.
January 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Truly? But you kill people. For money.
Unless you want me to save the world with my bare hands, I could probably use a sword.
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Unless you want me to save the world with my bare hands, I could probably use a sword.
And I'm sick of the mockery you're turning it into. You, a Grey Warden? Duncan would have been disgusted. I can't believe I'm even party to this.
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 AM
And I'm sick of the mockery you're turning it into. You, a Grey Warden? Duncan would have been disgusted. I can't believe I'm even party to this.
Let me. There's no need for you to die. This is my duty, I should be the one to kill it.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Let me. There's no need for you to die. This is my duty, I should be the one to kill it.
I'm not sure. I don't think I'd call it distress, exactly. It's more... (screaming)
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I'm not sure. I don't think I'd call it distress, exactly. It's more... (screaming)
Yes, of course. Why so ominous all of a sudden?
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Yes, of course. Why so ominous all of a sudden?
Oh, thank you. That's... very nice.
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Oh, thank you. That's... very nice.
I am not lost. Nor, for that matter, a king. And there is nothing glorious about me.
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I am not lost. Nor, for that matter, a king. And there is nothing glorious about me.
Anyhow, now I've side-tracked us. We'd better get back to what we're supposed to be doing right now.
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Anyhow, now I've side-tracked us. We'd better get back to what we're supposed to be doing right now.
This is the arl's son we're talking about here. What do you think he'll say when we revive him?
January 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This is the arl's son we're talking about here. What do you think he'll say when we revive him?
Ha! Yes, I guess it does at that. I should use that line more often.
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Ha! Yes, I guess it does at that. I should use that line more often.
You know, dinner would have been nice... maybe a bit of wine? Or you could knock me out, first...
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
You know, dinner would have been nice... maybe a bit of wine? Or you could knock me out, first...
I apologize, Duncan. I'll go collect who we're missing.
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I apologize, Duncan. I'll go collect who we're missing.
I... guess you could be right. We never really talked that much, and then the way I left...
January 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I... guess you could be right. We never really talked that much, and then the way I left...