alistairisms
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Hey! The Wonders of Thedas! Arl Eamon once bought me a miniature golem doll, here... when I was young. Really young.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey! The Wonders of Thedas! Arl Eamon once bought me a miniature golem doll, here... when I was young. Really young.
I get that a lot.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I get that a lot.
Keep an eye out, maybe we'll see one of them.
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Keep an eye out, maybe we'll see one of them.
Should I have asked her to write a note?
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Should I have asked her to write a note?
I didn't just hear you say that. You're going to let him live? After everything he's done?! Kill him, already!
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I didn't just hear you say that. You're going to let him live? After everything he's done?! Kill him, already!
One thing has nothing to do with the other.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
One thing has nothing to do with the other.
So, I'm curious: Have you ever actually encountered darkspawn before?
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
So, I'm curious: Have you ever actually encountered darkspawn before?
I hope you're right.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I hope you're right.
I'd gladly return the favor, if you'll let me.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'd gladly return the favor, if you'll let me.
Who...? Wait. I do know you. You were at my Joining.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who...? Wait. I do know you. You were at my Joining.
I... I guess this is goodbye. I had no idea it would end like this for us.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I... I guess this is goodbye. I had no idea it would end like this for us.
I have bandages in my pack.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I have bandages in my pack.
You could just be saying that for my benefit, too, I don't know. I guess there's not much I can do, as long as you're still fighting the Blight. I hope that's still your intention, anyhow.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You could just be saying that for my benefit, too, I don't know. I guess there's not much I can do, as long as you're still fighting the Blight. I hope that's still your intention, anyhow.
The thing is, when we killed the Archdemon… we discovered that might not be as set in stone as we thought.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The thing is, when we killed the Archdemon… we discovered that might not be as set in stone as we thought.
I don't know that at all, no. You'll have to do better than that, I think.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I don't know that at all, no. You'll have to do better than that, I think.
I wish your son were still here to fill the role himself. As it is, it's just a start. I promise you that.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I wish your son were still here to fill the role himself. As it is, it's just a start. I promise you that.
We soil our drawers, that's what.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We soil our drawers, that's what.
Wait, I do know who you are. You're Duncan's new recruit, from Orzammar.
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wait, I do know who you are. You're Duncan's new recruit, from Orzammar.
Oh, you're awake! I was starting to worry.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Oh, you're awake! I was starting to worry.
Well, I already said that I'll take the blow if Riordan can't. So you don't need to worry about it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Well, I already said that I'll take the blow if Riordan can't. So you don't need to worry about it.
Nobody knows more about darkspawn, and nobody's better equipped to deal with them. You'll see, trust me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nobody knows more about darkspawn, and nobody's better equipped to deal with them. You'll see, trust me.
What? Company? Do I even want to ask?
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What? Company? Do I even want to ask?
I need to change my name.
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I need to change my name.
(Groans) Where is she? Let's go and get this over with before I... change my mind.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
(Groans) Where is she? Let's go and get this over with before I... change my mind.