Alissa Ames
@alissa-ames.bsky.social
Leisurely tearing it down from the inside.
You can only feel relief from pain while you are alive, and you will.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You can only feel relief from pain while you are alive, and you will.
My only stake in this game is your happiness. I am pleased.
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My only stake in this game is your happiness. I am pleased.
I love the Manse in Daylesford for a slightly spooky vibe. Blue or green room my favourites. Train station and Botanic garden nearby. Town would be quiet right now.
April 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I love the Manse in Daylesford for a slightly spooky vibe. Blue or green room my favourites. Train station and Botanic garden nearby. Town would be quiet right now.
Every time you reference Garol I have to give you $5
March 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Every time you reference Garol I have to give you $5
I think about this often.
February 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I think about this often.
Incredible that you said this to us on a Monday.
January 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Incredible that you said this to us on a Monday.
If we can do back scratches while we watch tv and I can take a lover once every 3 years, yes. But the quarantine would suck for Pigeon.
January 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If we can do back scratches while we watch tv and I can take a lover once every 3 years, yes. But the quarantine would suck for Pigeon.
I imagine it’s a huge bummer when they remind you in photos of your hot girlfriend.
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I imagine it’s a huge bummer when they remind you in photos of your hot girlfriend.
Apparently men are attracted to a wide variety of women but date the subset that they think would impress other males. As someone who only wants my friends to be impressed by jokes this is horrifying.
January 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Apparently men are attracted to a wide variety of women but date the subset that they think would impress other males. As someone who only wants my friends to be impressed by jokes this is horrifying.
Commute home sorted.
January 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Commute home sorted.
All this hard work and you’re just going to let him raw dog this factory residue for 7:43 tonight? Also, no pets? Who is advising this man?
January 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
All this hard work and you’re just going to let him raw dog this factory residue for 7:43 tonight? Also, no pets? Who is advising this man?
Survival of the fittest isn’t the lion catching the zebra, it’s the zebra that got away.
January 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Survival of the fittest isn’t the lion catching the zebra, it’s the zebra that got away.