(Me, if I had the opportunity to ask Bryan Johnson anything) Why did you put new sheets on your son’s dorm bed without washing them first?

Women openly smoking again is the bat signal to go full fucking witch.

They just played Highway to the Danger Zone before this screening of Mission Impossible and this is why I love independent theatre.

I have the headache and clarity that only crying in the bathroom at work can bring on. The US was promised Gaza a long time ago. The winning party would have framed it for their base. Dems as stabilisation and aid. Republicans as euro trash vacation destination.

Ooooh was that Girls episode about Neil Gaiman?

I will be telling my mother that I’ll move back if Jagmeet gets in as a desperate attempt to have her not vote for Pierre.

The wildest thing about the Bryan Johnson doc is that he put the Target sheets on his son’s dorm bed without washing them first.

Watching Squid Game S2 whilst playing slots on my phone - realising it is deeply about gambling addiction - refusing to reflect on this - winning 4k is the vibe I didn’t know I wanted for 2025.

I think it’s weird that we don’t talk about menstruation and vampires. It’s either super hot or a merciful death. OR the whole lore is a metaphor for the awe/repulsion of fertility as immortality. Good night.

Scaachi’s newsletter’s in/out made me want a Belmont more than I’ve ever wanted anything in my life. I will marry any Canadian into my country if they come with a carton. @scaachi.bsky.social

2025: sure, why not

My daughter (12) just discovered Radiohead. “Can you play that song again? (Climbing Up the Walls) It helps me daydream”. 😭

I don’t want to dissect why it makes me feel this, I just want to let it roll over me in waves.

Kathy Hilton eating a banana.

Ooooooh I hope they’re all having their first panic attacks.