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Alison Rose
@alisonrose.bsky.social
Queer Jewish disabled feminist bibliophile. Give me books, give me cats, give me music all day long. Hella from NorCal. she/her

Song A Day 2025 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1b6kamcjEfFyGxfihIHUF7?si=SLmn9k8AR82XzAC_AoiH3A&pi=8T-jzcHKReGEA
I think you’re worth less than the menstrual blood your mom would’ve shed if she’d never gotten pregnant with you.
June 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
No kings except Kingfishers
June 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
LOLOLOLOLOL he has no clue who either one is
June 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.
May 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Back when Francis was chosen, we were yet again in the midst of certain women insisting that it was the greatest crime against feminism for a woman to change her name upon marrying. Riffing on that gave me one of my best Twitter moments (which I was proud enough to highlight lol). Still wondering!
May 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
YOU TREAT ME LIKE A DOG, GET ME DOWN ON MY KNEES, WE CALL IT MASTER AND SERVANT
May 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
March 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
myths were the original memes
March 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is so utterly fucking pathetic. Yeah, money was spent on studies involving hormones & mice. BECAUSE THAT’S HOW MEDICAL STUDIES ARE DONE. With lab animals. Often mice. To test things out. And these costs are tiny in the context of the federal budget. This is like a dime for you or me. Oy gevalt.
March 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Crying screaming laughing at people thinking Jews make up 30% of the US population. Bitch if there were that many of us, my mom wouldn’t have to go to three stores to find Passover matzah. The rest of these numbers are equally batshit. 21% trans???? Sure, Jan. (h/t @jefftiedrich.bsky.social)
February 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sorry, it’s completely impossible for me to be optimistic to any degree at this point.
February 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Get fucked, Google
February 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
December 9, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I literally couldn’t tell you the last time anyone took a photo of me (so fun being a complete homebound hermit, thanks disability!!!) but here, enjoy my absurdly cute kindergarten school photo in my “baby flight attendant chic” outfit
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I refuse to join Bluesky — I don’t want to become part of a deco chamber
November 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Happy Caturday from a cat who could not care less
November 16, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally:
November 15, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I keep forgetting this thing exists but here’s a picture I took of my cat on her birthday a few days ago and immediately set as my home and lock screen background
May 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
LOL cry more bitch
March 18, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Apple Music doing its best to make me feel like it’s 15 years ago and I’m back at my old goth clubs 🦇
March 16, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I got bored 🤷🏻‍♀️🎭
March 15, 2024 at 6:04 PM
she’s a 10 no question
March 12, 2024 at 4:46 PM
genre option on a right wing erotica site
March 9, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Well I *was* gonna read but then @contrapoints.bsky.social uploaded a 3 hour video about Twilight so that’s my Friday night set
March 2, 2024 at 3:21 AM