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AlisandeDM
@alisandedm.bsky.social
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Each day, I do 5 calls (5calls.org) +1

To improve my mental health, I now only use social media long enough each day to find a smile and to find the topic of my +1 call.
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She was purring softly, completely melted.
Cat snuggling my arm and purring herself to sleep.
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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"Florida... where the temperatures and IQs pass go other going in opposite directions" -George Carlin
September 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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47 waving in the top half, an alligator waving in the bottom half. Top: Seeya Later Alligator! Bottom: At Your Trial Pedophile! Pic shows a list of some of the settlements 47 has paid. I'll list them in this format: age, gender, allegation, settlement amount (in millions), year 10-yr-old boy, oral rape, $3m, 1992 10-yr-old girl, forced intercourse, $1m, 1989 11-yr-old boy, oral and anal, $3m, 1994 13-yr-old girl, intercourse & oral, $5m, 2012 12-yr-old girl, forcible intercourse, $16m 1993 11-yr-old boy, anal rape, unknown amount, 1998 An image of 47 cry to an image of teen beauty pageant contestant, with the following quote from his Howard Stem interview: "I'll tell you the funniest thing. I'll go backstage before a Miss Teen USA show, and everyone's getting dressed and ready and everything and no men are anywhere. And I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, I'm inspecting. The girls (14 - 16) are standing there with no clothes on. And you see these incredible looking women (teens), and so, I sort of get away with things like that."
September 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Ew

I don't care if Joel Osteen decided to check out bluesky or if (more likely) this is some troll or scammer impersonating him. Either way, it's an instablock. 🤢
Screenshot of an account purporting to be Joel Osteen's. Follow back? FUCK NO!
August 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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August 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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These flyers need to be EVERYWHERE
A flyer is taped to a pole at a busy city intersection. Beneath the text of the flyer is an image of a man's head, mostly obscured by a gaiter-ballcap-sunglasses combo. The flyer text is in all caps: INSECURE WITH YOUR MASCULINITY? C STUDENT AT BEST IN HIGH SCHOOL? TOO UGLY TO SHOW YOUR FACE? JOIN ICE!
August 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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He and all his ilk should face this every time they appear in public.

Also:
Image of Rick Scott next to image of Voldemort... clearly the same person
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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A woman with an old-fashioned baby buggy has stopped walking. Another woman is leaning over with a smile to look at the baby, asking, "Boy or property of the state?"
August 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Now do the Republican sculpture
A stick of butter. The top reads BUTTER, and the side reads EMAILS
August 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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And his disks are as floppy as his... original sock puppet

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Image of a 5.25" floppy disk, from call in the days when floppies were floppy (text on the labels is irrelevant)
August 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Mind you, MVP Harris knew exactly what sort of criticisms would be flying her way when she said that for now, she doesn't want to go back inside the system. She spoke her truth anyway.

She has more courage and sense than any of these assholes trying to say what she "should" be doing. FOH with that!
Vice President Kamala Harris with a look on her face like she's holding on to patience while her underlying reaction bounces between "ew", "wut", and "I can't even"
August 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Look at how her eyes shine with joy 🥰

(yes I editorialized in the alt text 😝)
Kamala Harris after becoming VP-elect in 2020, holding hands with her nieces, her eyes beautifully expressing her joy. The little girls are in matching white lace dresses and tights, wearing white shoes with black laces and white masks, while their Auntie Kamala is in a white suit and a black mask. The three of them in white is a tribute to the suffragists who fought for women to be able to vote, as this woman who should have been our 47th president would have fought for all our rights. She would have brought this country closer to the ideals it has always paid lip service to but seldom embodied.
August 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I suddenly understand why there are signs like this 🤣😭
July 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Paramount+ gives you a one week free trial. Get it to watch the South Park episode. And when you sign up, they ask you to choose shows they can use to recommend content. Choose Steven Colbert. Then cancel before seven days so they don't get your money. And when they ask you in the form why you're canceling, write in "I fixed to cancel bootlicking companies that capitulate to fascists and stifle free speech for financial reasons." regenfuturist
July 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Because of the things that come out of it, Bernie's face is a backpfeifengesicht
Definition of the German word backpfeifengesicht (n.) literally, a face "in need of a slap"
July 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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They twist everything.
Painting of Jesus about to lay hands on a sick child, and he's saying, "Before I say the magic words, I'm going to need proof of insurance or cash. Up-front!" Caption: The Adventures of Republican Jesus
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Top pic: Trump looking constipated and waving Bottom pic: an alligator or crocodile with an open mouth and one foreleg up as if waving Top text: Seeya later alligator! Bottom text: At your trial pedophile!
July 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Some of the imaging from a 2024 article in Cell Host & Microbe

doi.org/10.1016/j.ch...
Screenshot of a reddit post with pictures of imaging in mice from the journal Cell Host & Microbe, with areas infected with SARS-CoV-2 (left) or influenza H1N1 (right) shown in red. On the left, a mouse with COVID-19 has red in nearly its entire body, with very intense red in the kidneys, intense red in head, heart and intestines, less intense red in lungs and one foreleg, and trace amounts of red throughout the rest of its musculature. On the right, a mouse with H1N1 flu shows in its lungs a less intense red with a few small concentrations of intense red, isolated spots of trace amounts of red here and there in its body, and no areas of very intense red. Text visible in the post: Mice infected with covid (left) and flu (right) Spike S1 (N501Y) HA (Influenza H1N1) Source: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii /S1931312824004384 Figure 2 HA = hemagglutinin, the influenza H1N1 surface protein approximately equivalent to the sars-cov2 spike protein Bottom line: Covid is a multi-system disease not only a respiratory disease. That's why long covid can be so varied causing at least 200 possible symptoms.
July 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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You spelled "assholes" wrong
July 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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BTW this is the last time he tried to make some money:
A handwritten sign with "GROJ SALE" in black marker is posted in the weeds. The caption reads: I'm guessing there will be no books at this one
June 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This article gives me more hope than I've had since 2020!
#covidisnotover #covidcautious #neisvoid #covid #immunology
Text reads: Importantly, CTSL is not only essential for SARS-CoV-2 but also plays a key role in the entry of other corona viruses that utilize similar pathways. Therefore, EHMT2 inhibitors could have broader applications as pan-coronavirus therapeutic agents.
June 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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A weird, red, meatball-like character with a handgun says, "Y'all better respect my trans homies before I change your pronouns to WAS/WERE"
June 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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What? I definitely did not skip a day just to keep a "nice" streak in my stats. I'm an adult!

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June 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM