Ali B
@alipallib.bsky.social
Twitter Quitter. OK, maybe dual citizenship for now.
I guess it can't be worse
If in doubt assume it's sarcasm
Just sayin.......
I guess it can't be worse
If in doubt assume it's sarcasm
Just sayin.......
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Ali B
@alipallib.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Dear Men,
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich
Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
Public service announcement from:
Donald Trump (Adderall)
Donald Trunp Jr (Cocaine)
Musk (Ketamine)
RFK (Heroin)
The rest of them (alcohol)
Tylenol is bad for you.
Donald Trump (Adderall)
Donald Trunp Jr (Cocaine)
Musk (Ketamine)
RFK (Heroin)
The rest of them (alcohol)
Tylenol is bad for you.
September 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Public service announcement from:
Donald Trump (Adderall)
Donald Trunp Jr (Cocaine)
Musk (Ketamine)
RFK (Heroin)
The rest of them (alcohol)
Tylenol is bad for you.
Donald Trump (Adderall)
Donald Trunp Jr (Cocaine)
Musk (Ketamine)
RFK (Heroin)
The rest of them (alcohol)
Tylenol is bad for you.
It seems like MAGA are confused. They are still looking for the tolerant left. They dont realize that the tolerant left has left the building. This is now the Go fuck yourselves, you racist, misogynistic, homophobic, fascist Chucklefucks left.
September 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It seems like MAGA are confused. They are still looking for the tolerant left. They dont realize that the tolerant left has left the building. This is now the Go fuck yourselves, you racist, misogynistic, homophobic, fascist Chucklefucks left.
I only ever took Tylenol PM, so my kids only have autism at night.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
September 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I only ever took Tylenol PM, so my kids only have autism at night.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
We're screwed.
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We're screwed.
Have there been any updates on the rapture? Cuz I'm getting a little tired of waiting for jesus to come get them all.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
September 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Have there been any updates on the rapture? Cuz I'm getting a little tired of waiting for jesus to come get them all.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
I have never, ever seen the right have so much to say and be so outraged about a school shooting. Ever.
Just sayin
Just sayin
September 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have never, ever seen the right have so much to say and be so outraged about a school shooting. Ever.
Just sayin
Just sayin
If all the women who are enraged at the loss of their 14th amendment rights marched together in protest whilst exercising their 2nd amendment rights we would have gun reform in a week.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
September 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If all the women who are enraged at the loss of their 14th amendment rights marched together in protest whilst exercising their 2nd amendment rights we would have gun reform in a week.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
David Geier, a vaccine conspiracist who was charged & disciplined for practicing medicine without a license in May 2011 is going to head up the CDC.
August 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
David Geier, a vaccine conspiracist who was charged & disciplined for practicing medicine without a license in May 2011 is going to head up the CDC.
Reposted by Ali B
Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “Revulva” or “Shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
July 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “Revulva” or “Shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
Give a Republican a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a Republican to fish, and he'll tax the bait, steal the rod, sexually assault the fish, and blame Biden.
Just sayin.
Teach a Republican to fish, and he'll tax the bait, steal the rod, sexually assault the fish, and blame Biden.
Just sayin.
August 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Give a Republican a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a Republican to fish, and he'll tax the bait, steal the rod, sexually assault the fish, and blame Biden.
Just sayin.
Teach a Republican to fish, and he'll tax the bait, steal the rod, sexually assault the fish, and blame Biden.
Just sayin.
Trump is the worst president since Trump.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
August 14, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Trump is the worst president since Trump.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
🚨BREAKING🚨
Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Trump may continue to use the mens bathrooms without a hall pass from Nancy Mace.
Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Trump may continue to use the mens bathrooms without a hall pass from Nancy Mace.
August 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Trump may continue to use the mens bathrooms without a hall pass from Nancy Mace.
Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Trump may continue to use the mens bathrooms without a hall pass from Nancy Mace.
Reposted by Ali B
MAGA Ballroom 2028
August 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MAGA Ballroom 2028
Credit to Thelma Johnson
July 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Credit to Thelma Johnson
He's going to pardon her and give her the Medal of Freedom, isn't he?
July 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
He's going to pardon her and give her the Medal of Freedom, isn't he?
Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “Revulva” or “Shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
July 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “Revulva” or “Shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
