Ali B just sayin
@alipallib.bsky.social
Twitter Quitter. OK, maybe dual citizenship for now.
I guess it can't be worse
If in doubt assume it's sarcasm
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I guess it can't be worse
If in doubt assume it's sarcasm
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Ali B just sayin
@alipallib.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Dear Men,
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich
Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show.
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February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show.
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The people who need their own half time show are the same people that needed their own water fountain.
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February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The people who need their own half time show are the same people that needed their own water fountain.
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A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a MAGA man on the internet.
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February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a MAGA man on the internet.
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Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids.
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November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids.
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They kill people who are recording them because they don't want the people recording them to record them killing people.
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January 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
They kill people who are recording them because they don't want the people recording them to record them killing people.
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Soooo, just so that I understand this correctly, men might wear dresses and claim to be women to gain access to women's bathrooms and sexually assault them?
But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
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But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
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January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Soooo, just so that I understand this correctly, men might wear dresses and claim to be women to gain access to women's bathrooms and sexually assault them?
But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
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But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
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Back to the TACO tactics
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Back to the TACO tactics
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She wasn't murdered because she threatened his safety.
She was murdered because she threatened his masculinity.
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She wasn't murdered because she threatened his safety.
She was murdered because she threatened his masculinity.
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January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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She wasn't murdered because she threatened his safety.
She was murdered because she threatened his masculinity.
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She wasn't murdered because she threatened his safety.
She was murdered because she threatened his masculinity.
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The cartoonists are not fucking around this week
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January 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
The cartoonists are not fucking around this week
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Step 1: Label imaginary entities (Antifa) as domestic terrorists
Step 2: Elevate the term "impeding law enforcement" and make it intentionally vague
Step 3: Send in the goons to use extreme excessive force on anyone who peacefully protests a dictatorial draconian administration
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Step 1: Label imaginary entities (Antifa) as domestic terrorists
Step 2: Elevate the term "impeding law enforcement" and make it intentionally vague
Step 3: Send in the goons to use extreme excessive force on anyone who peacefully protests a dictatorial draconian administration
just sayin
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Step 1: Label imaginary entities (Antifa) as domestic terrorists
Step 2: Elevate the term "impeding law enforcement" and make it intentionally vague
Step 3: Send in the goons to use extreme excessive force on anyone who peacefully protests a dictatorial draconian administration
just sayin
Step 1: Label imaginary entities (Antifa) as domestic terrorists
Step 2: Elevate the term "impeding law enforcement" and make it intentionally vague
Step 3: Send in the goons to use extreme excessive force on anyone who peacefully protests a dictatorial draconian administration
just sayin
MAGA ought to remember that this works both ways.
They will sing a different tune if shots start flying when they protest against abortion, or drag shows, or rip masks off shelves, or threaten school board members, or disrupt pride parades.
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They will sing a different tune if shots start flying when they protest against abortion, or drag shows, or rip masks off shelves, or threaten school board members, or disrupt pride parades.
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January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
MAGA ought to remember that this works both ways.
They will sing a different tune if shots start flying when they protest against abortion, or drag shows, or rip masks off shelves, or threaten school board members, or disrupt pride parades.
just sayin
They will sing a different tune if shots start flying when they protest against abortion, or drag shows, or rip masks off shelves, or threaten school board members, or disrupt pride parades.
just sayin
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I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 6 2021
I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 7 2026
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I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 6 2021
I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 7 2026
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January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 6 2021
I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 7 2026
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I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 6 2021
I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 7 2026
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FIFA called.
They want their Peace Prize back.
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They want their Peace Prize back.
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January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
FIFA called.
They want their Peace Prize back.
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They want their Peace Prize back.
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Don't expect any New Year resolutions from me.
I plan on continuing to be the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouthed, delight, that you have all come to know and love.
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I plan on continuing to be the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouthed, delight, that you have all come to know and love.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don't expect any New Year resolutions from me.
I plan on continuing to be the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouthed, delight, that you have all come to know and love.
Just sayin
I plan on continuing to be the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouthed, delight, that you have all come to know and love.
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Merry Christmas Y'all
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Merry Christmas Y'all
Farmers better not be buying beers, cigarettes, and junk food with those handouts.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Farmers better not be buying beers, cigarettes, and junk food with those handouts.
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War crimes.
He should just change his name to HAGUEseth.
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He should just change his name to HAGUEseth.
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December 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
War crimes.
He should just change his name to HAGUEseth.
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He should just change his name to HAGUEseth.
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The real reason Republicans love religion and hate education is because religion teaches you to accept what you’re told without questioning it and education teaches you to question what you’re told.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The real reason Republicans love religion and hate education is because religion teaches you to accept what you’re told without questioning it and education teaches you to question what you’re told.
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Nothing to see here. Just a couple of old friends catching up.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Nothing to see here. Just a couple of old friends catching up.