Ali B just sayin
@alipallib.bsky.social
Twitter Quitter. OK, maybe dual citizenship for now.
I guess it can't be worse
If in doubt assume it's sarcasm
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I guess it can't be worse
If in doubt assume it's sarcasm
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Ali B just sayin
@alipallib.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Dear Men,
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich
Those files are a geopolitical land mine. They include world leaders, royalty, and the richest, most powerful men in the world. We won't get a list until they're all dead and gone.
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February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Those files are a geopolitical land mine. They include world leaders, royalty, and the richest, most powerful men in the world. We won't get a list until they're all dead and gone.
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Gonna tell the kids this was Kid Rock's back up dancer.
(p.s. Why ya got me blocked over at the other place? Was it something I said? I loved seeing your posts)
(p.s. Why ya got me blocked over at the other place? Was it something I said? I loved seeing your posts)
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Gonna tell the kids this was Kid Rock's back up dancer.
(p.s. Why ya got me blocked over at the other place? Was it something I said? I loved seeing your posts)
(p.s. Why ya got me blocked over at the other place? Was it something I said? I loved seeing your posts)
Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show.
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February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show.
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MAGA idiots are too stupid to know that THEY are the reason DEI exists.
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
MAGA idiots are too stupid to know that THEY are the reason DEI exists.
The people who need their own half time show are the same people that needed their own water fountain.
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February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The people who need their own half time show are the same people that needed their own water fountain.
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Hope he broke a couple of toes.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Hope he broke a couple of toes.
It's nothing more than a fashion statement.
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It's nothing more than a fashion statement.
I hope he kicked it over and broke his toe.
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I hope he kicked it over and broke his toe.
A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a MAGA man on the internet.
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February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a MAGA man on the internet.
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Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids.
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November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids.
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It might if there was a pickle and a follow back on the side. Just sayin.
February 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It might if there was a pickle and a follow back on the side. Just sayin.
They kill people who are recording them because they don't want the people recording them to record them killing people.
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January 26, 2026 at 11:05 PM
They kill people who are recording them because they don't want the people recording them to record them killing people.
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Soooo, just so that I understand this correctly, men might wear dresses and claim to be women to gain access to women's bathrooms and sexually assault them?
But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
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But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
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January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Soooo, just so that I understand this correctly, men might wear dresses and claim to be women to gain access to women's bathrooms and sexually assault them?
But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
Just askin
But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them?
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Most of them have yet to reach rock bottom.
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Most of them have yet to reach rock bottom.
Back to the TACO tactics
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Back to the TACO tactics
Back to the TACO tactics
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Back to the TACO tactics
They will be singing a different tune when the tear gas is used, and they get the shit kicked out of them when they are protesting abortion clinics, and drag shows, and pride parades, and school board meetings.
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
They will be singing a different tune when the tear gas is used, and they get the shit kicked out of them when they are protesting abortion clinics, and drag shows, and pride parades, and school board meetings.
Sounds like a marketing problem.
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Sounds like a marketing problem.
I only ever took Tylenol PM, so my kids only have autism at night.
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January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I only ever took Tylenol PM, so my kids only have autism at night.
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