Alicia Anne Creger
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Alicia Anne Creger
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Ridiculous Human. Obsessed with potatoes.

Some days, I'm Yzma. Some days, I'm Kronk.

#BadJokes, Theatre Kid, #MentalHealth, #AuDHD, https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/aliciacreger
How much money does it take to go from Crazy to Eccentric?

Asking for a friend...
August 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have a very important, deeply serious message to impart today.

You just lost The Game.
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August 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What do you call an unimportant pachyderm?

Irrelephant!

#BadJokes
August 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Two fish are swimming in a tank.

One turns to the other and asks, ”You know how to drive this thing?”

#BadJokes
August 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If you think of any good fish jokes, let minnow.

#BadJokes
August 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have a new pair of very soft, very comfortable leggings that I wear when I work out, but damn, putting them on should be considered part of my workout.
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July 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Speaking as a short, fat person, I will forever be salty at clothing manufacturers that assume that, just because you're fat, you're also 6 feet tall.

Looking specifically at companies that make leggings and tights.
July 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why is the nose in the middle of the face?

Because it's the scenter.

#BadJokes
July 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

#BadJokes
July 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I don't use retrograde as an excuse for bad behavior, but I do know there is a palpable difference when it hits. It feels like I am going through life slogging through knee-deep swamp.
July 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How do musicians stay safe?

They take percussions.

#BadJokes
July 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Six months ago, I was struggling to do 10 squats and 10 pushups a day.

I'm now up to 40 of each every day.
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July 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I have a question about burnout, because this is one of those "Is this part of that or is it just me" things.

I'm a recovering Type A workaholic with legit burnout that I am working through.

Is it part of burnout to love to be productive but just to HATE working?
July 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What’s a composer’s favorite game to play?

Haydn go seek

#BadJokes
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?

Guac ‘n’ roll

#BadJokes
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I need Anne Hathaway and Sandra Bullock to do a remake of Arsenic and Old Lace.
July 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Having a lot of stress and big feelings today.

Might be a good day to work on my book and get it all out of my system.
July 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What's it feel like to have absolutely no worries or cares in the world???
July 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When did "ideological" become a dirty word?
July 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Funny how people who oppose birthright citizenship only seem to have a problem when the babies are brown.
June 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Alicia Anne Creger
WATCH: @chrislhayes.bsky.social and Alex Wagner bring to life Trump and Elon’s drama with a tweet-by-tweet retelling of the public feud. “It’s the role of a lifetime,” says Wagner.
June 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Honestly kind of fitting that this level of catty public breakup between two aging divas is happening during pride month
June 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
May 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not that I would want the cataclysm that would come with a drastic change in the Earth's rotation, but if I had 4 or 5 more hours in a day to work with, I'd be dangerous.
May 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ducks are back.

And they're getting braver.

Landed right in front of my porch this time.
May 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM