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alinaisyou.bsky.social
Lina Morgan
@alinaisyou.bsky.social
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* co-host of Song vs Song
* co-conceiver for Khan!!! The Musical!
* co-rrupting influence
* your favorite grandma's favorite grandma
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Thanksgiving edition.
A black cat takes up residence on a brown corduroy skirt.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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She sleep.
The most perfect black cat snoozes quietly on a Gen X lady lap.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Sometimes you gotta get up but she's dreaming.
A small, black cat slumbers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
Man, don't fucking get old I'll tell you that for free. I've had half a million dollars worth of plastic surgery and I look about ten BILLION times clockier now than I did in 2008 when I was juicing on mare urine.

Just me and Charmin in bulk as a pillow. Those were the days.
me when i was young and not repulsive.
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
actually incredible that they filmed her next to the Jason mask.
Grooming, abusive psychopath Allison Mack tries to podcast her way back to success aster literally branding and sexually tormenting people. meanwhile, a Jason Voorhees mask looms in the background.
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
I'm transitioning into a heated cat bed for the winter.
A black cat curled up and sleeping on a blanket.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
I got up to pee but she says we're not done. I mean okay!
Just the most perfect stinking black cat you've ever seen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
each day i become more like her.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
Evil must be opposed.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
We did wedding guest good. Wedding also quite good.
A photo booth printout with three photos of two handsome ladies.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I think I've managed to middle-aged wedding guest correctly?
Woman with green dress and a drop necklace.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Dawn Wildsmith should be an inspiration to dolls everywhere imo
a woman with short but ridiculously teased platinum blonde hair is bound in chains. she is serving.
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
I dunno. I hot brick.
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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once again we are trivia champions. once again i was a cheerleader 96% of the game but came in clutch where it counted.
a group photo of three dorks and one very hot middle aged transsexual woman that you will be thinking of as you lay your head upon your pillow this fine evening.
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
Not only do I not need to buy anything to dress as a witch, I also already have a familiar (see butt below)
A woman dressed as a witch angles the camera down to reveal a black cat in her lap.
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
Just the biggest fucking cry baby who ever lived.
Article titled "The Robot Meme Being Used To Secretly Threaten Social Media Users With Violence" written by famously giant pussy Joshua Tyler. Opening reads, "If you’ve spent any time on social media, you’ve probably seen the following image and wondered what it means. " Below this is a tight shot of the Creature Commandos character G.I. Robot, a robot famous for killing Nazis.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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She cheer me up.
A small black cat sits in a lap. She looks up at the camera with love and hunger in her eyes.
October 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
Angry croissant.
Black cat curled up tight like a roll. She's getting her photo taken so you already know she staring mad as fuck about it.
October 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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we say there's no social contagion, but how many of us were transed by the box art for fear effect if we're being honest?
playstation one box art for fear effect. a woman with purple pants strafes sideways while shooting two guns. there are two men behind her but you don't care about that.
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Human.
A trans woman doing what trans women do: look pretty in a mirror while the detritus of everyday life sprawls in the background.
October 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
alinaisyou.bsky.social
Cat.
A black car dangles her paw off the edge of a dining room chair. She lays on her side and stares at you, wide-eyed but goofy.
October 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Bar trivia isn't about winning, it's about friendship. Is something I assume losers say.
A group of trivia dorks huddled around a table grinning in triumph. Their spoils, a crate of beer, sits in the foreground.
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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you're not my supervisor, pitchfork
taylor swift wears an orange, blue, and white dress on stage. blue lights dots the scene behind her. a guitar is in the foreground. this is the header image for an article titles "Taylor Swift Releases New Album The Life of a Showgirl: Listen and Read the Full Credits" a yellow cartoon president wearing a blue suit points towards a series of written plans. the subtitle reads, "I was elected to lead, not to read".
October 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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universe thinks she's funny
a game of squardle: a word game where you turn connecting letters into a grid into words. the final word on the board is highlited. the word is "cope".
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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maybe i *should* like kpop demon hunters
white haired middle aged ding dong rick beato holds his hand over his mouth as he looks at an image of animated kpop girlies from the movie kpop demon hunters. a caption reads, "wtf is this?"
September 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM