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Leigh
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A slightly glittery, potato-shaped, middle-aged gremlin. Oddly cute, but vaguely threatening. Welcome to my word vomit.
July 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is the tiny print in this booklet impossible to read, or are my middle-aged eyes finally failing me? 😩 #crochet #grannysquare #thegrannysquarecarddeck
April 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Exactly
April 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’d argue that they are, in fact, a suicide cult and they’re trying to take us with them.
April 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Reckless cruelty isn’t strength.

Capitulation isn’t courage.

Cultish allegiance isn’t patriotism.

We used to know the difference.
April 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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“They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

~The Great Gatsby
April 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Got some new ink today. #sylviaplath #booksky #tattoo
April 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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When old Soviet Union jokes are applicable to America today, you know something has gone terribly wrong.
April 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Turns out the “Great” in MAGA was for the Great Depression.
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April 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I wanna cut my hair.
I wanna get more tattoos.
I wanna slam an entire tub of ice cream.
I wanna hop in my shitty car and drive to the beach right this very second.

*checks calendar*

Ohh…
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April 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Kicking people while they’re down is the American way.
Sometimes you just have to ask—why? The Senate voted to strike down a rule capping most bank overdraft fees at $5, a measure introduced by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that was expected to save Americans billions each year.
March 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Canada has an economist as Prime Minister and Mexico has an environmental scientist and Dr of Philosophy for president. Meanwhile the USA has a rapist con artist and Soviet sleeper agent as their president.
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March 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Back on Finch! Trying to restart some good habits. Who wants to be buds?

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March 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
March 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.”

—George Orwell
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
🎸 👹🤘
#duolingo
March 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
As hard as this video hits, I have no doubt it would have the opposite impact on the people who already believe immigrants steal jobs. I can practically hear them now.
March 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m not really feeling the fake Irish fun today (in fact, I forgot), but I could stand to chug a curdled shot of Bailey’s in a Guinness right about now.
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March 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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priorities
March 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Basket finished. No real pattern beyond the chart I used for the face, just freehand noodling. Kiddo loves it! #crochet #crafting #craftsky #minecraft #creeper #freehand
March 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Yes, so go fuck yourself, Elon.
March 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I’d love a federal government that cares much about protecting people as it does about protecting Teslas
March 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
*wakes up with a raging headache*
The weather:
March 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I know, my friend,
that it seems
they are trying
to make it illegal
for us to take care
of each other,
and they are, my friend,
and they are, but remember,
that they are trying
to make it illegal
is a clear sign
that what we should be doing
is taking care of each other.
March 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I may have fked up as a parent.
Weeks ago, durning a walk, my 5yo pointed out a driveway with a No Trespassing sign that I’m pretty sure leads back to an old fracking site. I jokingly told him he couldn’t go down there because that’s where the vampires live… 1/2

#neighborhood #lore #vampires
March 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM