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Ali G
@aligoodman.bsky.social
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I pretend play. For money. #Sagaftra
I listen to people. For money. #LPC

Trans Lives Matter. BLM. Abolish 🧊
Love is love. 🩷💜💙🏳️‍🌈
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It’s officially our kid’s birthday. He is officially a teenager. And @wolter.bsky.social and I are officially tired.
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
This child of mine looked right in my face and joyfully exclaimed, “I’m gonna ruin your day!”
Blond 7 year old kneeling on the floor in a gray shirt and beige pants with a knowing grin on his little face.
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This is on a post in West Ridge, IL and it is glorious!

#EatCaca
Posted on a lamppost HELLO ICE TOTAL CHUMPS • LONELY NAZIS + YOUR SICK JOB MAKES YOU TRASH WHAT RUINED YOU? CANT FIND LOVE? CHINGA • LA MIGRA IS IT WORTH IT TO RUIN PEOPLE? CHICAGO HATES U • FOR FUHRER ASSISTANCE: DIAL 1-773-EAT-CACA The beautiful things in this city are NOT for you. No one here asked or your "help" okay? THX BYE TEXT: #FOAD INFORMACION: Sres testigo de la aplicación de la ley por pare de ICE en Illinois: Name a la linea directa de apoyo familiar de ICIRR al : 1-855-435-7693
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
The potential. She stings.
Picture of empty Spirit Halloween costume package. Text on package says: Former Gifted Child Nothing Included When people ask, “What are you supposed to be?” Just reply, “I was supposed to be a lot of things.” Adult Size Costume
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Anonymous post (or I’d give credit, of course) - had me laughing
Picture of a toucan with word “Tucán” Underneath it is a picture of a toucan with a top hat and can with the word “Ustedcán”.
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
‘Sup little dude - whatcha thinkin’ about?
Squirrel standing on hind legs looking thoughtfully in my front yard
August 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
I’ve seen it. Now you do too.
Cartoon featuring Rick Astley’s cakes and pies “you’ll never wanna give us up” The window is a picture of Rick Astley with caption “I will dessert you” Guy walking out of the store with a bag holding a roll - speech bubble says “A roll? Hey, wait a minute…”
July 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
aligoodman.bsky.social
Facts.
#cats
Black text on white background with a tabby cat drawing. Three Reasons Why Cats Sometimes Bite 1. Cats bite sometimes because they can't bite all the time or they'd never get anything else done 2. 3. So one reason
July 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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My friend Erin is legendary.

This was the exchange in the comments section of a post from a Democrat House Rep
Screen shot of a post from threads on a democrat’s post erinnoelg: “Thank you for all you're doing. What a terrifying time.” phishphan1016: “There's a reason why no one knows who you are.Because you are a terrible actress and a disgraceful communist” erinnoelg: @phishphan1016 ...Dad?
July 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
Well, I thought this was promoting a cute animated show…

Then I scrolled down.
Promo screen on YouTube with half a promo card showing red background and my interpretation of white eyes and black ears… Turns out it’s a promo for 28 Days Later.
June 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
Happy 15th @wolter.bsky.social . ❤️
Black and white photo of Jon and me on our wedding day. Jon is in a tux. I’m in my wedding dress. We are in the park, holding hands, facing the camera. Black and white photo of Jon and me on our wedding day. Jon is in a tux. I’m in my wedding dress. I’m holding my bouquet. He has leaned me back and we are kissing. Black and white photo of Jon and me on our wedding day. Jon is in a tux. I’m in my wedding dress. We are facing each other and smiling.
June 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Perspective. Current level.
White background with vertical graph line going from blue at the bottom to red at the top. Top down: 1992 RIOTS TRADER JOE'S SILVERLAKE PARKING HOLLYWOOD BOWL INTERSECTION AFTER A CONCERT XMAS WEEK HOLIDAY SHOPPING AT GLENDALE GALLERIA LAKERS/DODGERS CHAMPIONSHIPS Then an arrow pointing at the area under the lakers/dodgers championships: CURRENT LEVEL AND WEATHER 68 AND FAIR, AND ABOLISH ICE
June 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to the cutest old man I ever did see who alas, will always be younger than me. 💜💙🩷
@wolter.bsky.social
Picture of smiling Jon Wolter in a green shirt petting Chessie our gray and white tabby cat.
June 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Ready for this buddy film, Disney.

#DontLeaveCashOnTheTable
#ImJustSaying
Picture of K2-SO and Chopper of Star Wars fame. Caption reads: Reminder that, canonically, K2-SO and Chopper were both hanging around Yavin base at the same time, so it's entirely possible they committed several war crimes together.
May 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
aligoodman.bsky.social
Is she sleeping sitting up?

Or just sick of my shit?
Aurora, our tuxedo cat with the whitest of whiskers smugly sitting on me with her eyes closed.
May 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I have spoken.
Text on photo of young woman holding a fish in one hand and a cat’s arm in the other “Artist: So how would you like to be painted, young lady? Girl: With my favourite fish A: Are you sure? It might di-- G: WITH MY FISH A: ... Ok G: .... And also this drunk cat”
May 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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This. Rogue. Bastard.
White wool dryer ball that mocks me mercilessly in every single laundry load I go to fold.
May 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Seen. Dragged. Chopped up. Blended and poured down the drain. WOW.
Black text on gray background: “ONCE YOU GET PAST MY ADHD, AWKWARD SENSE OF HUMOR, RBF, SAILOR MOUTH, AND MY ANXIETY, I'M TRULY A JOY TO BE AROUND.”
May 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
aligoodman.bsky.social
It’s Jordan’s Birthday! This little dude is 7 and can kick all our asses at Connect Four.

He also can name every country flag or describe it by color, if you ask.

Happy birthday, buddy!
@wolter.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
I’ve decided I need to start finding some joyful resources.

These are thoughts or memories I can call up when I’m feeling anxious, stressed, activated, overwhelmed, etc.

Here’s one.
Feel free to share yours.
Little kid with gray Star Wars shirt and blue pj pants with polar bears smiling standing next to a bed with a homemade structure of magnatiles he called my “cake”
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I honestly would like to return as a house cat.
Black text on gray marbled background reads: I want to enter a room with the energy of a cat. "Is there anything I can fuck up or eat in here? Nah? Well anyway you're lucky to have me."
April 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Awwww points for trying. #Passover
Caption from Great Kosher Restaurants “Well, I know Whole Foods is trying, but someone needs to have better sign placement in the store.” Sign says: Celebrate Passover Fill your plate with Seder essentials. Sign is placed in front of huge display of bread
April 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The 6 yr old is an artist!

He gets it from watching YOU, Dad @wolter.bsky.social
Hand drawn and crayon-colored picture of Dogman and Petey.
March 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
aligoodman.bsky.social
What could go wrong?
Pin that is a square from a calendar with the date 3.15 and in the square it reads: “lunch with Brutus and the boys”
March 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
aligoodman.bsky.social
I was already going to someone’s version of hell so…
Christ Krispie Treats Picture of a black plate and a square of Rice Krispie treats but using the wafer
March 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM