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Ali G

@aligoodman.bsky.social

340 followers 200 following 480 posts

I pretend play. For money. #Sagaftra I listen to people. For money. #LPC Trans Lives Matter. BLM. Abolish 🧊 Love is love. 🩷💜💙🏳️‍🌈

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 5d

This tracks

America’s #1 Rose Maddox Stan @wolter.bsky.social · 6d

My version of the Geordi/Drake meme.

Top left corner is me in a flat cap and plaid jacket. I’m grinning wide mouthed like a muppet or cartoon or just a jackass. The text next to it reads “A spoken word passage in an R&B, Doo-Wop, or Elvis song”

Bottom left corner: me in the same cap and a slightly different plaid jacket with the same cut. I am staring at the camera with dead-eyed annoyance. The text next to it reads “A spoken word passage in a country song.”

Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 5d

Well this is a most disappointing breaking news

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 7d

This. This is my humor. Full marks. 10/10. No notes

Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 8d

Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.

An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.

Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you so much!

Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 8d

It’s officially our kid’s birthday. He is officially a teenager. And @wolter.bsky.social and I are officially tired.

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 12d

This child of mine looked right in my face and joyfully exclaimed, “I’m gonna ruin your day!”

Blond 7 year old kneeling on the floor in a gray shirt and beige pants with a knowing grin on his little face.

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · 20d

If you’re claiming you didn’t know what your tattoo meant when you got it - um ok - however once you learned what your tattoo actually meant you cover it up.

Otherwise you’ve told me everything I need to know about you.

Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Oct 3

Fair.

Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Oct 3

Heh. I actually appreciate it and if I’m in a store I know well I do the same (though you don’t think that’s technically true) 😉

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Sep 22

Yes. Please. Thank you.

gabi infinity 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @gabifrost.bsky.social · Sep 21

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Sep 20

This is on a post in West Ridge, IL and it is glorious!

#EatCaca

Posted on a lamppost

HELLO ICE
TOTAL CHUMPS • LONELY NAZIS

+ YOUR SICK JOB MAKES YOU TRASH

WHAT RUINED YOU? CANT FIND LOVE?

CHINGA
• LA
MIGRA

IS IT WORTH IT TO RUIN PEOPLE?

CHICAGO HATES U

• FOR FUHRER ASSISTANCE:
DIAL 1-773-EAT-CACA

The beautiful things in this city are
NOT for you. No one here asked
or your "help" okay? THX BYE

TEXT: #FOAD

INFORMACION:
Sres testigo de la aplicación de la ley por pare de ICE en Illinois:
Name a la linea directa de apoyo familiar de ICIRR al :
1-855-435-7693

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Sep 20

The potential. She stings.

Picture of empty Spirit Halloween costume package. Text on package says:
Former Gifted Child
Nothing Included
When people ask, “What are you supposed to be?”
Just reply, “I was supposed to be a lot of things.”
Adult Size Costume

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Sep 14

Anonymous post (or I’d give credit, of course) - had me laughing

Picture of a toucan with word “Tucán”
Underneath it is a picture of a toucan with a top hat and can with the word “Ustedcán”.

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Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Sep 14

Yup

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · Sep 14

And there it is.

Ali G @aligoodman.bsky.social · Sep 1

I had to work to have my voice. I could hear it but couldn’t produce it due to nodes on my vocal cords. After tons of training I was able to access notes in my adult life.

His voice is clear and perfect and he can both hear *and* produce sound - on key with excellent pitch - and it’s glorious.